Nick

All I’m saying is that if I’m ever in a horror movie situation you can bet your life I’m not smacking the villain once and then running away

Veda Partners currently forecasting a 50/50 split in the Senate

The vibes were good at Polo Bar

If we’re going to deport anyone in this country it should be my neighbors who take the elevator to go up one floor of a 7 story building

Incredible use of the format

My back is screaming from a heavy deadlifting day and now I have to stand for 30 minutes to teach our analysts about mortgage convexity Is this what Nassim Taleb feels like

Median voter btw

THE DEMISE OF NVDA HAS BEEN GREATLY EXAGGERATED

Eric Schmitt not a ball knower

There's definitely an entire subset of fans across all teams and sports that fit this mold😂

I've had life insurance for years. Haven't used it once.

*Whispers* There is no deal with Belarus

Just for those who don’t follow these things closely: saying that Belarus is a “client state” is not an exaggeration in the slightest. The country helped support the invasion of Ukraine, houses Russian troops, and bases Russian nukes. This is against US economic and strategic interests, full stop.

Just went to war (secured a Polo Bar reservation after sitting on hold for 45 minutes)

Football season is awesome because every year they create a new commercial that absolutely sucks ass and it’s always the one they jam down your throat all season

Thinking about this fella again

Why didn’t you call him Kegsbreath??? Idk man I’m just UW duration

I assure you that if you sent an email to clients saying “this will last forever bc Trump doesn’t know what he’s doing” there would be follow-up questions in which you’d have to show some semblance of a thought process on why nothing would ever change thereafter.

We can disagree about our favorite season but anyone that considers fall their least favorite season should lose their right to vote and have their credit score capped at 650

ODU FUMBLES VT GETS A SCOOP AND SCORE BUT THEY FUMBLE BEFORE THE GOALINE AND ODU RECOVERS ON THE VERY NEXT PLAY ODU FUMBLES AND VT GETS A SCOOP AND SCORE Just had to make this clip

They’re booing the hell out of Ted Cruz on gameday lol

Well, they said they wanted to run the economy hot

MAXXED OUT at $9.999!! GasBuddy data showing 5 stations in California that have hit the limit and are selling diesel at the dispensers highest possible price: $9.999/gal

I wish my farts smelled as good as this admin believes theirs do

Ah yes the Iranians are skirting sanctions by transacting in crypto. The original use case

Say a prayer for me, rather say a prayer for the six bottles of Chateauneuf du Pape that I have in my checked luggage

Western Michigan’s social media admin needs will post something that next weeks kickoff will be at 12:00:01

The good thing about sports gambling being so rampant is there’s no reason to question sketchy calls like that

Idk if Hoover blew the protection here but I prefer my QB’s face to not be bloodied in the season opener

Nothing like having the right tackle puke on you at the snap. Heck of a throw and catch

I love it here

The most racist, bigoted person you've seen on your timeline who regularly calls for the government to slash funding for charitable causes: "Genuine tears for Dolly Parton passing. She stood for so much."

“Model is 6’0 and wears a size M” This sentence has caused great inconvenience in my life

Can Bloomberg start requiring a dress code for these jabronis before they get televised

Further, by announcing off schedule and blurring the policy mandates and design, which have been carefully designed over years with input from other major financial policymakers like the Fed and market participants via TBAC, it could very well backfire by unravelling some of the liquidity premium

65 degrees in New York this morning. They’ve been summoned