Sarah RN@46y.o.

Who do I give to to get this in front of as many Michigan voters as possible?

it feels truly insane that it’s not

I have zero sympathy for anyone involved in this grotesque farce. When you travel all the way to DC to go to the home of the most infamous fascist in US history and get ushered into his office alongside a videographer and photographer, you know *exactly* what vile game you're playing. Disgraceful.

My heart is heavy. Walter Koenig, our Ensign Pavel Chekov, passed away early today. Walter and I met on the bridge of the Enterprise in the 1960s, and we stayed friends for nearly six decades. When Brad and I married in 2008, Walter stood beside us as our best man.

"I am NOT in a fucking mood to argue logistics!" -Me vs 2 leftover pizza boxes

This is literally the end of the rule of law. If a President can pardon people committing crimes on his behalf - and the Supreme Court says he himself can't be prosecuted for crimes committed as part of his job - then the government becomes a lawless entity able to violate our rights without limit.

The pedophile protection party’s president is laundering right-wing conspiracy theories through the most corrupt DOJ in American history. Whenever the news turns bad, this creep reaches for one name: mine. So let’s make it crystal clear. My name has always been Ilhan Omar.

Jared Kushner’s Hacked Phone Revealed His Secret Negotiations—Including More Than $700 Million In Transfers

I don't post...well, almost ever. But I post now. Not because of politics. No. Not because the world is shit. No. I post.... Because I'm a nurse. And this is an appreciation of RNs having absolute 0 boundaries w/each other. There's a whole feet discussion happening rn, & I love it. No deets. Lol.

Soooo...he does NOT fuck around.

Seven tips for converting your Katie Zacharia Lawyer costume to Natalie Harp Mistress this Halloween

Fwiw, I'm having our semi-annual conversation with a dude who knows my best childhood friend and whose dogs go to my brother's and sister-in-law's doggy daycare & we've never met in person. We are in different states & have never met in person. But Gen X don't care.

🚨 WOW: WSJ reports Ken Paxton partied in a luxury Dubai high-rise with 2 FUGITIVES, Anosh Ahmed and Sameer Suhail, facing fed charges over an alleged $15 MILLION hospital embezzlement scheme — alongside his gf (not his wife). Ahmed donated $190K to Paxton, including $25K AFTER his indictment.

This is exactly what ICE said: "Parra-Hernandez ran in front of an ICE vehicle and was struck." Now watch the video. They're no other word for it: They're lying.

statler and waldorf but it’s al-sayed and ossoff heckling republicans

Wow — listen to these new comments from Trump. Thanking Putin, trashing Zelenskyy, characterizing Russia as eager for peace and Ukraine as intransigent. The mask is totally off.

AI, the kind the companies want normal people to use in their everyday lives, was invented by bad dorks who can't think about or make or do anything fun or cool or social, and they keep trying to sell it to us as a tool to outsource the doing of cool fun social things as if that's appealing.

@cnn.com @npr.org FUCKING SERIOUSLY??

Thank you for coming forward. We need more voices from inside the uniform standing shoulder-to-shoulder with us to reject this extremism, protect our democratic norms, and demand accountability.

This is the Cornell 7 Share their faces Share their names Share their employers Shame them Disgrace them Humiliate them Lock them up forever Punish them so severely that it will make every man on Earth think twice before ever doing anything remotely close to what they did We demand justice

Got up to pee and realized my shower is performing a very slow version of "Cell Block Tango"

Sen. Susan Collins helped steer millions in federal defense contracts to Navatek, whose CEO illegally funneled thousands of dollars to her campaign. The FBI sought to launch a probe and was eyeing Collins and other lawmakers. Then Trump gutted the unit in charge. THREAD 🧵

Jesus I just tried to intro my 9 yo to NKOTB (its still so fucking stupid we have to call them that 800 yrs later jesus) and she watched 1.5 min of a video of Joey absolutely throwing it and she is like "no imma watch bluey"

So Trumpy's mini-me, Petey Hegshit also banned the same news media from the Pentagon. This should terrify everyone. Trumpy's government is banning media it doesn't like. This is a 3 alarm fire on democracy. My demand is simple. PROVE IT. Show us the 'fake news'. They can't, it does not exist.

If the White House Press Corps does anything but boycott all White House events going forward, it's a spectacular act of institutional cowardice. You don't give a *single inch* to fascists—and that means standing together rather than treating fascism as someone else's problem.

Jesus wept, the last thing in the universe I need is my bank updating me on my account balance after I DoorDash BITCH do you think I wanna know

The White House Correspondents’ Association should’ve boycotted Trump when he revoked Jim Acosta’s press credentials They should’ve boycotted when he sued the NY Times They should’ve boycotted when he insulted all the female reporters Instead, they honored him by letting him speak at their dinner

A significant crowd is outside the Kennedy Center for a “Hands Off the Arts” protest, as the nation’s memorial to former President John F. Kennedy remains closed. Just today, another dozen Kennedy Center employees were laid off.

This is a thread of memes about Kash Patel’s defense of bestiality sent to me by current and former FBI employees. Thank you for your attention to this matter. 🧵 1/

A massive group of demonstrators is currently forming a human chain around the Kennedy Center following Trump’s threats against it

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It just never ends.

usually men are not this obsessed with the state of other men’s cranks unless they’re in movies with names like Captain Americock

My 9 yo saw the sticker on my water bottle so guess who just watched 20 min of Jimothy videos and now can sing his somehow Irish-drinking-theme song

NEWS: The Pentagon has announced mandatory low-testosterone screenings for male troops 30 and older, including screening for symptoms such as “reduced libido, loss of spontaneous morning erections, erectile dysfunction,” and other symptoms.

My man looks like a mobster who's just been pantsed by Bugs Bunny

A minor detail is missing from the headline.

Apparently people are sharing this far and wide on social media, which I think is horrible. This could cripple ICE operations. PLEASE do not share this.

Anyone wanna scream together about the season finale of Silo?

I am perimenopausal and FEELING it & my poor 16yo son is on the frontlines & we just described how I feel by him saying "so when Im sick I have a hoodie & 13 blankets on & pass out cold for 4 hrs" to me going "yeah but interrupt that by us hiking in July in IL in 98d heat & Im trying to sleep"

The USS Abraham Lincoln has been at sea for 200+ straight days, and reports say conditions onboard are so bad that multiple sailors have tried to jump off. Our servicemembers deserve better than this. There needs to be an investigation.

Dumping buckets of water on ice agents wearing shock gloves.

🚨EXCLUSIVE: Military families and service members are now describing horrific conditions across MULTIPLE ships: human waste flooding bathrooms, virtually no food, water or soap, months without port calls, exhausted crews, and no end in sight. This crisis is far bigger than just the Lincoln.

ICE is expanding door-to-door searches and may claim the right to enter. Without consent, an emergency or a judge-signed judicial warrant, they do not. An ICE warrant is NOT enough. Keep the door locked. Stay silent. Record everything. Prepare with PAXIS.app. Keep it free: GoFundMe.com/PAXIS

NEWS: WV GOP Assistant Majority Leader Elliott Pritt has been arrested and charged with enticing a minor after allegedly grooming a 15-year-old through Roblox and Snapchat, then having her meet him in his classroom. GOP leadership won't call for his resignation.

Sounds like gender-affirming care to me.