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“Fused wrist ass bitch”

a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,

Amazing things going on over at the #EverythingApp

Jets: “You gonna take us to the Super Bowl?” Aaron Rodgers:

shout out to kendrick lamar for making this the Worst Week Alive for every single hot dog stand employee

white couple looking for a third: cracker want a poly?

It never stops being weird watching homophobes dance to YMCA, the most popular gay anthem of all time.

Ain't Right (2022)

Howard Hamlin just got shot in the fucking head

Better call Saul be like haha this lawyer is so funny but also sad how’s he gonna get outta this one!

i hae been saying this shit

leaving 1 of my six pack of oreo flavored coke zero unopened in honor of all the people who killed themself.

That one serf who’s too petulant

holy shit.. the new map just dropped for the Fortnite Delaware update. this is gonna be insane

wow

Final: Cavaliers 117 Celtics 120

CELTICS SUPREMACY

Prayer circle: 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 Celtics win 🕯️ & 🕯 Break Cavs Streak 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

Community notes gimmick account gets a community note on their post back in the #BadPlace

i cant wait to become the richest man in indiana & build a fully stocked spider man themed bar in my basement that everyone refuses to visit

Meet The Board Of Global Tetrahedron: Bryce Tetraeder - The CEO, chairman, media proprietor, entrepreneur, human trafficker, thought leader, and venture capitalist responsible for overseeing Global Tetrahedron’s transition from a mere multinational conglomerate into a truly interglobal empire.

Sweating RFK Jr. Performs Self-Surgery To Extract Big Mac From Stomach theonion.com/sweating-rfk...

i'm guessing the mirror bot had a hissy fit or something, so here it is, a day late: JAX 6 - 52 DET Final That's Scorigami!! It's the 1088th unique final score in NFL history.

TATUM CALLED GAME

Somebody at Netflix getting fired this shit ass #TysonVSPaul

Good morning

When my time comes, I can only hope that I don’t have a tummy ache.

this is what escaping twitter felt like