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Cars. As much as we complain, cars are way better than they were even 30 years ago. My grocery getter is quicker than supercars of my youth.

Bay of Pigs 2: No More Boogaloo?

If you’re an out-of-state politician who got my contact info off a list and you want to ask me for money: 1. Don’t text me 2. Don’t “goddamn beg me for $1” 3. Don’t invoke Nate Silver Embarrassing stuff!

Lawyers hate this one weird trick!

Me reading DUNE decades ago: "Thou shalt not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind," haha, religious zealots are so weird Me now: Slack referring to itself as "me" in a notification is an obscenity and the people who programmed it to do that will not see heaven

You know, the thing is, I had drafted this piece a month ago, and then never published it, because I thought maybe it was too mean.

Happy Throw Bricks at Fascists Day to all who celebrate. May your aim be true!

Normally they blur a murder this graphic

Best money I’ve spent this week. Support your fellow shitposters!

Did YOU remember to bully your elected representatives today?

People who purchase friends in college should be taunted and shamed as the losers they are.

What this thread has taught me is that Connecticut’s island are named by 13 year olds, and, honestly, good for them.

So, I once brought my own mug and poured their coffee in it. Gotta make yourself memorable.

The most divorced string of words I’ve seen so far.

Good news: he lost.

Cool how do we make sure it stays down

And here I thought you couldn’t get more crazy evangelicals in the state. At some point the fire marshal is going to get mad at the overcrowding.

If Mike Rogers were any bigger a loser, Michigan Republicans would have nominated him to run for governor.

Feels like a truly creative person would've been able to come up with a rationale that wasn't so obviously stupid.

dear white people cops aren't even supposed to be shooting guilty people that is all

AI is a heated topic and will pit brother against brother but as you can imagine the brothers that support AI are pathetic losers why are you hitting yourself why are you hitting yourself hey bro you should ask chat gpt why you are hitting yourself

AI is a labor issue. businesses think they are entitled to design, but they won't PAY a designer who has skills. so instead of supporting a local designer and boosting the economy, arizona taco used AI.. but they want us to give THEM our money? be part of the community then. AI usage steals from us

I spent a literal year on this. When I started this series, it was a deliberate acknowledgement of the word Woke, but it was also about getting to here. The best example of Star Trek is DS9. I hope this helps show why. 10 Times Star Trek: Deep Space Nine Went Woke share.google/uHihg02kotgB...

Bet these fuckers have WiFi. First person to program them to unionize wins.

Tax. The. Fucking. Billionaires. #Paramount #StarTrek #GrandNagusEllison variety.com/2026/film/ne...

We should really work together, hand and hand, to focus all of our community’s poorly-suppressed and totally ruthless bullying energy on the single demographic we all agree actually deserves it: Harry Potter Adults in the year of our lord 2026

Let’s be clear: what these bastards are doing to these books isn’t digitizing. Digitizing is about preservation and access to the original material. They’re gutting and destroying to make Soylent Green. Don’t let them get away with pretending to do this for humanitarian reasons.

My cat’s approach to the afternoon is far better than mine.

This is the true American college experience.

If you're arresting people at the airport on their way OUT of the country, your goal.was never border security. It's filling for-profit concentration camps.

Every and any vote for Todd Blanche is a vote for grown men fucking underage girls with legal impunity. This is a sentence that contains no hyperbole and that is nonetheless shocking and debilitating to write. That's how depraved this administration is.

Pepperidge Farm remembers

Well, if that’s not a great description of the current executive branch, I don’t know what is.

Just a reminder of where I stand on racism, misogyny, transphobia, homophobia - I don't care what you've done in the past or your achievements. It doesn't fly. #StarTrek

Then, by the lawful power that I have, Thou shalt stand curs’d and excommunicate

Feeling a little called out in this one.

Fuck every single Democrat that has ever been willing to compromise on trans dignity, rights and humanity. I hope you assholes are pleased with yourselves. I don’t know if you could’ve prevented this moment, but you should’ve been fighting every step of the way.

Trans rights are human rights always and forever.

"Mistakenly, we thought that by just introducing artificial intelligence and ingesting the design requirements that we had, that that would produce a high-quality product." Holy cow, Ford bought the AI hype, believing they could go "hey computer, make me a good car" and it would.

Oh, wow, you don’t sayyyyyyyyy