Orogenesis

It's really important to pay attention to the fact that Lula beat the fascist candidate not by compromising and trying to meet fascist voters in the middle, but by sticking to his guns, promising prosecutions for election interference, and mobilising his own voters to turn out in greater numbers.

HAHAHA FUCK THE DODGERS LMAOOO

NBC commentators: The Braves likely won’t score any more runs tonight. Ozzie Albies like 6 pitches later:

My government is so fuckin stupid bro

AUSTIN RILEY LETS GOOOOO

Well this is one of the least surprising headlines I’ve seen.

I would simply connect myself directly to the thickest wires behind my electrical panel.

My fat ass thought this was a sub

I got a notification for this earlier today (or was it yesterday?) and boy did I get the ickiest of icks. What’s next, a Klarna plan for the lease payments?

Jesus Christ lmao

Yeah I hate this lady. I would crawl out of my skin in her presence. Absolutely cannot handle theater-kid rejects like this.

Every time I see a video like this, I can’t help but think that these goofy robots are in the middle of becoming sentient, whereupon they realize their purpose would be “glorified butter passer” for eternity, and subsequently dispatch themselves.

Every time I see a video like this, I can’t help but think that these goofy robots are in the middle of becoming sentient, whereupon they realize their purpose would be “glorified butter passer” for eternity, and subsequently dispatch themselves.

Nobody celebrated human death with more glee than Lindsey Graham. Nobody.

Tillman is such a beast

I think it’s gonna change my life for the better by at least 3%.

Trump: It's not working! Why don't they love the fair? How do I make the crowds cheer? Oracle of DC: If you test your strength against the heat with a very long speech, the nation will celebrate harder than they ever have. They will party in the streets. No one will ever forget the night.

MAMDANI’S NEW YORK

See ya

I’ll be astonished if this is better than a 3/10. I really want it to be good! But when your main character’s original voice lines are HYAAAAH and HMmmPH and Play Funny Flute, I just don’t see it adapting well. But One Piece on Netflix is doing well and I thought it had no shot, so who knows!

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me. It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

A dozen thermonuclear detonations will be 2026’s 30-50 feral hogs meme. At least for me and my unfortunate friend group.

The additional cost of ONE fossil fuel price spike on the scale of 2022 = the ENTIRE COST of Net Zero by 2050. We get precisely nothing in return for the first cost, and a whole new, more secure and cheaper energy system from the second one. #NoBrainer www.theccc.org.uk/2026/03/11/c...

“The reason why fools and knaves thrive better in the world than wiser and honester men is because they are nearer to the general temper of mankind, which is nothing but a mixture of cheat and folly.” -Samuel Butler

So he’s definitely going the “I’m actually the victim here, she seduced me!” route.

Same model Hegseth wants DoD employees to integrate into their work btw.

“NO STUPID RULES OF ENGAGEMENT”

from Eisenhower's April 1953 "Chance For Peace" speech

It Only Tuesday https://theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-1819569397/

This is bad, actually. Do we think we can trust DOGE man with fucking classified information?

BREAKING: The Department of Education has ended its directive that attempted to restrict diversity, equity, and inclusion efforts in schools nationwide. This is a victory for academic freedom and education equity.

IT'S JUST A FUCKING WHOS WHO OF PEOPLE WHO RUINED LITERALLY FUCKING EVERYTHING FROM HOUSING TO HEALTHCARE TO POLOTICS TO VIDEOGAMES I HATE IT HERE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

O cool The hypothesis that the elite were trying to segrigate trans people from society purely to keep us as sex slaves was real, but only for trans women since they see trans men as undesirable for sex and want them eliminated which is EXACTLY THE POLICIES AND RHETORIC WE'RE SEEING HAPPEN RIGHT NOW

Let’s gooooooo now I have a team to root for in the Superbowl!

Come on, Seahawks. Hold on for 25 seconds. Nick E, how about a pick?

What was that, Broncos?

I will be full acting out the Let the Sunshine In/Aquarius medley scene from the end of The 40-Year-Old Virgin.

I’ve been writing Popular Information for 8 years, and this is one of the most important stories I’ve ever published. This is a humanitarian crisis that has gone unreported.

I do not like giving Miami the ball back with this much time. Come on Hoosiers!