Goldy

Another absolute *BANGER* from @homefield.bsky.social Thanks to @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social for the heads up.

@cjzero.bsky.social

The worst part about being single is getting sick and having nobody to complain about it to.

Report: No One Currently Thinking About You https://theonion.com/report-no-one-currently-thinking-about-you-1819579510/

Important life update:

Yes

Pretty soon they're going to tell us that smoking is both cool and good for the humors.

NEW: EPA to revoke 2009 finding that climate pollution endangers humans.

National Guard soldiers stationed in LA for Trump’s crackdown have been shitting in Humvees and showers to protest their deployment.

"The country was full of isolated weirdos who were rapidly trying to find ways to make their lives meaningful and, she believed, would eventually run out of options that didn’t involve scattered corpses in a food court." - @jasonkpargin.bsky.social Sums it up pretty good.

I'm still on my Do Fucking Better kick. Still going to the gym, still eating better. Down 20lbs, getting pretty strong. Best A1C I've had in over 30 years as a T1D. But I'm gonna be honest, I am not doing well. My mental health has collapsed. Got dumped again and I'm not okay.

I don’t know man, what could it possibly be?

sometimes you get the sense early in a baseball player's career that he's going to be your problem for roughly 12 years. pete crow-armstrong creates that feeling in me. i am not going to like this fella one bit

WWE just made the final season of Game of Thrones look great. #wrestlemania41

Never forget that every single sitting congress person and senator hate you. Any of them who act otherwise is just fundraising. Every. Single. One. I didn't stutter.

Zeal & Ardor does everything that Sleep Token does only better.

America is solidly in our, “Scream ourselves to sleep, shit ourselves awake” era.

Remember the 90s when everybody only hurt sometimes.

Happy baseball day to those who celebrate

Somebody oughta check on Scott Van Pelt.

Godamn John Cena. I didn't do shit to you my guy. #wweraw

Visiting friends in New York

resent the hell out of how much time we all have to spend thinking about the worst, weirdest losers alive! every day a new terrible guy, every evening some awful new lady!

John Cena turning heel wins Best Picture. #oscars

As someone who spends a lot time thinking about the values I want to teach my kid (besides PLEASE DON’T EAT DIRT), the thing I keep coming back to is this: I want him to believe that the strongest, bravest thing he can do is give a shit about other people—especially ones who aren’t like him at all.

Super fun show. In spite of the McAfee/Paul/Rock of it all and this "I want your soul" moment. KO and Sammi did legendary business. Both Chambers were a ton of fun. #WWEChamber

HE'S BAAAAAACK! EVERYBODY CAN GET IT!!! #WWEChamber

Laughed out loud at "KEVIN OWENS MIGHT BE DEAD!" #WWEChamber

Does anyone know who's sanctioning this match? #WWEChamber

Pat McAfee is the worst part of everything he does. #wwechamber

The world is better off without Pete Rose. Fuck that guy and anyone who defends him.

Buy "Hell is a World Without You". Read Hell is a "World Without You". Tell @jasonkirk.fyi what a great job he did writing "Hell is a World Without You".

I will vote for the first candidate who tells me they're going to make the biggest government possible. Reacher-sized agencies. Braun Strowman-level social benefits. Government so big it starts belching out National Parks and free healthcare. Chungus State.

I love the 2024 Philadelphia Eagles because they are built on a foundation of Fuck You, and this is the best way I can honor that in my own small way. assigned.substack.com/p/the-philad...

Me, for the foreseeable future.

thank you to Kendrick and the Eagles for making terrible people angry tonight

THEY’RE CLIMBING THE POLES IN TOKYO GO BIRDS🦅🦅🦅

The Eagles winning because of DEI (a white cornerback)

I feel bad for all the indie game devs out there making horror games right now, having to compete with reality and all.

there are rappers who have been shot who didn’t lose a rap battle this badly

"I got fat, so they traded me to LA where I can be rich and famous in LA" goddamn he really is an American success story

Kevin Owens is putting all of his wellness on the line for my entertainment. Absurd to think I'm somehow expected to hate Canada