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“Right now Pat Mcafee is at home crying like a little girl”

Because up to this point they’ve been using their hips to generate power and relying on their timing being perfect, and when you start getting older your timing gets slower and then your motion is turbofucked. I teach my students proper fundamentals.

This isn't hyperbole or a joke. Parents actually called the cops and got the black boy and his family removed and the league claimed they were trespassing because he was "putting on a show" and wasn't playing "fair."

Thirty years ago I was on a high-volume high-aggro mailing list, and when someone lost it like this the tradition was for someone to take the text of the message, alphabetize it, paste it into a reply, and say “these words didn’t appear to be in any particular order so I alphabetized them for you”

Hey Google, why do I love my child?

Me, seconds before I get kicked out of the fantasy football group chat

Is it not supposed to add up to 100%?

Perfect ending

If you give up a Rodgers third and long scramble you deserve to lose lol

The Saints should feel shame

how do you let Aaron Rodgers run for a first down

Steelers remembering they can run any time.

The Saints having to dropback 50 times a game with a 2nd year QB and a patchwork OL results in drives like that one, not enough answers rn

That’s an insane catch by Olave, I initially thought he was out

Cool that a national audience gets to see how good Chase Young has been

The Saints lost 5 yards on a HB DRAW! THAT IS DEPLORABLE!!!

Kickers, man …

The Saints are averaging 1.4 yards per carry. Tyler Shough's 6-yard run leads the team.

There’s the 2nd athletic move of the day

Shough put it inside but that’s still a really impressive pick by Wilson. Great ball skills.

Blergh. Vibes were feeling too good there for a sec

The New Orleans Saints have more games played (7) than first-quarter points (6) this season. At what point does Kellen Moore do something about it? saintswire.usatoday.com/story/sports...

Shough digs the Saints and Kellen Moore out of some real awful shit man

The Steelers managed to get a field goal off in time

Sometimes football is complicated and sometimes (Steelers games) it’s as simple as whether or not your defense can tackle players in the flat

The Saints run game

It was amazing 👏🏽

New theory - saints can only score when it's funny.

I mean what did the Steelers expect was gonna happen there

I'm stunned by that playcall but I guess it worked so.

Vinovich gonna give em one eventually

That’s a PERFECT Peanut Punch by Jamel Dean

This not even fair man

Defense is a joke but the Saints menu here is tight

So close! You are in France 💕

man large

Why I just think I will throw to the bigger guy.

Apparently, some Houston voters are putting their I Voted stickers on the Lorenzo Salgado Araujo memorial. Stephen Miller is ALREADY trying to scapegoat others for losing whatever races they lose in Texas and elsewhere. This is a vivid testament that for some voters, his murder squad is the reason.