Elrond Hubbard

You ever lost an election so badly you went into exile

In my admittedly brief lifetime I've seen HIV & AIDS go from a horrific disease that wiped out a generation, to a debilitating illness that reduced lifespans, to a contained malady you take 1 or 2 pills for a day & you won't spread it I know there's prob a fun answer but that really is jaw dropping

My phone now recognises me as living in the US :) I know this because now I'm getting far right propaganda on my feed :(

ok but this is actually an appropriate way to honor Bacchus and i think the ancients would have agreed

Life has taught me that himbos are a wonderful thing but if a man ever calls himself a himbo & makes it a core part of his schtick then he is most likely A War Criminal

We Were All Busy That Weekend - Please Bring Out The Metaverse a Third Time

Skillet Gnocchi is so good it makes me sad that Italians can't go to Heaven

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, you know?

When is the Pete Best one coming out

Local news is so important, how else would we learn about beautiful 51 year old women who could be shot at us???

Year 1 class when I joked about dragons not being on the school's reptile poster and Mrs Miner telling me, to my face, "you're very strange, and you should probably avoid talking like that in public" Year 1 is ages 5 to 6 btw

Green card application submitted 💚❤️

If you need a pickmeup, Ukraine struck and destroyed a Russian data center last night, reducing Russian bot traffic by 50%, dropping online pro-AfD discussion to zero, cratering MAGA traffic, and making Elon big mad. Just in time for the mid-terms. Slava fucking Ukraini.

blumpkin spice latte

Today we went to an apple butter festival in West Virginia! ❤️ Not pictured** was the foot long Teriyaki chicken skewer that got sauce all down my shirt ❤️❤️❤️ ** because I inhaled it in 47 seconds

I miss how smart I used to be before depression pickled my brain like an egg

The Americans aren't joking btw The DMV are as bad as GP receptionists I straight up do not think these people see me as a human

I feel like people have forgotten that The Walking Dead used to be talked about in the same air as Game of Thrones and Breaking Bad

They should invent a body that doesn't keep the score

Yeah that’s what we call your mom

"Nobody elected you" they quite famously did. There was an entire Conclave (2024) about it, they even had white smoke to let you know he was elected

I'm getting spam calls on my UK number and now I'm convinced I've done something terrible or wrong and I'm finally being exposed for it and everyone is going to murder me for whatever it is I've done wrong This is rad, dude

Having to take a driving test as part of getting a US driving licence and honestly very shocked that Maryland drivers are ever taught to drive like that

I gave my life to Christ in a Cracker Barrel parking lot.

Been a rough week on social media but it's been a fucking vile few years. I can't ever remember so much hate & vitriol pointed at, tbh, everyone

I will put money on him watching Peaky Blinders recently

The terrorism false flag at an RAF base actually turning out to be a bunch of incompetent fuel thieves getting caught by curtain-twitching grannies would be a fitting end to a very stupid story

Do you guys ever fantasize about getting to explain stuff to people? And they also genuinely find it interesting and ask follow up questions to show they're actually listening? I do

"But, for my own part, it was all fucking Greek to me"

I don't really miss UK food too much bc the food is *amazing* here, but I do miss the very specific type of takeaway pizza you get in the UK, and above all else I miss UK chocolate. I miss it so fucking much, dude

I would throw each and every single one of you into the Pits of Tartarus to bring white chocolate Maltesers back

One time my friend posted a photo of their tits, that was awesome

Having an AI-generated profile picture is cringey & weird but I think accepting compliments on your AI-generated profile picture as if you actually look like that is a level of delusion they used to lock people up & chain them to radiators for

My life in cardboard has finally joined me in AMERICAAAAAAAA

Talked about this before but now have data to prove my point lol Straight women fucking HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE us, dude

I miss my nan so much

Saw Resident Evil VERY GOOD horror movie with great use of pacing, framing, tension, and music to build up constant releases of tensions Very fucking gross and weird, with some genuinely very well done humour, just as Resident Evil should be The ending is Sopranos level sudden though lmao 8/10 ❤️

And yet no one has said "thank you for your service" to me #BrokenBritain

Hey girl I would never block you, my dm’s are open xo