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they should invent a bed that makes you as sleepy as a couch

This is the most accurate image AI has ever generated

This guy sat in the Speaker Chair longer than Jim Jordan did.

States that banned "CRT" to "protect kids": AR, AZ, FL, GA, ID, IN, IA, KY, MS, NH, ND, OK, SC, TN, TX, UT All of these states host child beauty pageants, sexually exploiting kids as young as 2. Theses states aren't protecting kids — they're protecting bigots and predators.

I don’t think anything about the pandemic has disillusioned me more than watching healthcare facilities drop masking requirements.

Imagine producing four such iconic images in the past three years

"Lalas’s critiques of the squad have always had a bitter edge of someone who knows that every single player on the women’s team is far more accomplished than he’ll ever be. (He’s not wrong.)"

an easy trick for converting degrees fahrenheit to celsius is to just subtract 1 from fahrenheit, and there you go, that's the temperature in celsius. this is completely wrong and it doesn't work at all, but it is easy

Was just in a video meeting with my team and at the end my boss asked, "Ian, why is there footage of wildlife playing on the screen behind you" and I had to say "my cat is watching YouTube"

Lawyer : Argues before SCOTUS Clarence Thomas, holding up ipad :

Me too, but probably because a) didn’t get an advance copy of his book and b) he doesn’t know me

WE WILL RELEASE A NEW TWITTER CLONE EVERY HOUR UNTIL OUR DEMANDS ARE MET