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When Donald Trump brought Nicki Minaj on stage at his Michigan rally last night, things went horribly, horribly wrong. #DonaldTrump #NickiMinaj

BREAKING: After bringing Nicki Minaj on stage last night at his Michigan rally, he invites her to the White House to meet with Catholic Bishops to prayer for President Trump - and ironically all Hell breaks loose. #DonaldTrump #NickiMinaj

If only there were a Nobel Prize for heckling

EL-SAYED: I get that the President takes personal offense to my first name. He doesn't mind as much when it's the Saudis who are funding his son-in-law's private equity. Doesn't seem to mind as much when it's the Qataris who are giving them a $400 million private jet…

It was good to be back in Michigan to support @jocelynbenson.bsky.social as your next Governor and @abdulelsayed.bsky.social as your next U.S. Senator! They are working to change the lives of Michiganders for the better. Make sure to vote early or on Election Day at MichiganDems.com/Vote.

Dementia Don: “If my mother said things like Amy Acton’s did, I’d wear a head ferret just like her hair.”

Have the last 2 years been “amazing” for you and your family?

Jared Kushner’s hacked iPhone revealed he promised MBS and MBZ he would push their agenda with Trump if they participated in a secret fund, with the two royals initially discussing over $10B before ultimately placing at least $2B into his accounts. Paywalled, use archive. archive.ph/FHGAt

Trump’s special envoy Steve Witkoff to Vladimir Putin today: “You talk so much about Trump being a humanitarian, you are a humanitarian also, sir. And I salute that. I commend you.”

Wow — 🔥 Neil Bush: “I voted for @jamestalarico.bsky.social… Trump and those who have enabled him have done enormous damage to the Republican Party… Character matters more than party affiliation.”

This is just strange behavior, even from a dementia patient. Trump stops and waves. The camera zooms out to reveal that there’s nobody in the direction he’s waving. Apparently, he’s waving to the ghost of Lindsey Graham.

How this doesn't happen all the time is beyond me.

Trump claims he has already talked to Google about changing the name of the Atlantic Ocean to the "Trump Ocean"

Ken Paxton is a scumbag and a criminal. Which is why Trump endorsed him.

Q: You said Russia and Ukraine agreed to a ceasefire, but both sides said they have not agreed to that TRUMP: Well they agreed, you know why? Because I said 'you agree.' That's why.

Republicans are the first to complain about welfare and SNAP, yet their party is full of people who've never worked a day in their life.

Wow Chuck Lorre is pissed! Lol and I’m loving it 😍 #Pinks #USDemocracy

Jon Ossoff didn’t just show up to debate Mike Collins. He owned the stage. Calm, confident, prepared, and in complete control. Collins, on the other hand, looked like he regretted showing up.

Marco Rubio has a meltdown when asked about Kimberly Guilfoyle: "I'm not playing this game ... you guys are not gonna be our only source of information in the world. I'm sorry to tell you that. No... I don't even know if what you're reporting is true." (It's true! The Journal has her text messages!)

BREAKING: Willie Nelson endorses James Talarico: “I've gotten to know James Talarico. He's a good man, who will be a good senator for the state of Texas. Please vote and vote for James Talarico.“

Q: "Have you spoken to Putin yet?" Trump: "I have a call set up. Today is his birthday. Today is Vladimir Putin's birthday. I'm sure you're going to celebrate. Are you going to celebrate his birthday? No, I have a call set up."

WATCH: “Did you go to public schools? Did you drive here on roads?” 🔥 @abdulelsayed.bsky.social expertly handles Fox propagandist martha maccallum’s fearmongering about socialism (From @acyn.bsky.social )

“Jared Kushner is literally a war profiteer. That’s what we should refer to him as. Peace would be bad for business.” @timmiller.bsky.social & Tommy Vietor react to the CNN story about Ivanka’s husband Jared Kushner’s obvious conflicts of interest with 🇮🇱 companies

spoken like a guy found liable of sexual assault

Abdul El-Sayed published a health platform proposing bans on pesticides that are already banned in Europe, support for the Pesticide Injury Accountability Act, and opposition to legal immunity for agrochemical manufacturers. 🧵

Trump's economy in two headlines.

The Dems getting better at this

🔥 BILL BURR: “How big does your yacht have to be? PAY THE WORKERS.” (From @marcofoster.bsky.social )

Rape Van Winkle

These people make Marie Antoinette look connected to the people and empathetic by comparison. They laugh at what their own voters are going through as they continue to mock them as they enrich themselves and have a great time.

This is actually hell, right?

@samsteindc.bsky.social reacts to Sen. Tommy Tuberville taking to the Senate floor to warn that airline pilots, flight attendants, and air traffic controllers are part of the "furry community." "There's not a furry epidemic in our airplanes. Folks, get a grip."

“You might wanna sit down for this one.” Ex DOJ pardon attorney @lawyeroyer.com says the DOJ lawyer defending Trump’s media ban is a Hitler admirer.

🧑‍🌾 🐄 “Life on the farm is stressful… the help situation isn’t getting better… why should we keep going?” A dairy farmer who voted for anti-immigrant Trump complains she can’t find workers — then lashes out when the internet calls her out for voting against her own interests.

While waiting for Trump to enter the signing of the US-Denmark-Greenland agreement at the UN, they chose “Send in the Clowns” as the background music. Yes, it’s real.

Sen. Susan Collins helped steer millions in federal defense contracts to Navatek, whose CEO illegally funneled thousands of dollars to her campaign. The FBI sought to launch a probe and was eyeing Collins and other lawmakers. Then Trump gutted the unit in charge. THREAD 🧵

There should be a reality show that follows the destitute Trump family after the next Dem administration seizes his assets to pay for the reconstruction of the USA.

Do you remember?

Best one yet.

2 people murdered for Trump’s photo op in Butler, PA. Wonder how that fireman’s family feels after seeing this?

Just in time for Halloween.

If we can assume that most actions our “president” takes benefits Russia, perhaps we should take a moment to reflect on the single most consequential incident that destroyed the USSR. The Soviet invasion of Afghanistan in December 1979 and the nearly decade-long war that followed. Seems relevant.

BREAKING: Jimmy Kimmel says his interview with Texas Senate candidate James Talarico will NOT air on ABC due to threats from Trump’s FCC. The interview will instead be posted to YouTube.

THIS IS THE PARASITE CAUSING CASES OF EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA IN AMERICA ?