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Current* conditions near Milwaukee, WI:

So I worked for 15 years in a building that didn't exist anymore.

In the bedrock of my soul I know he started out thinking the press pool was a literal pool and has been seething with disappointment since he discovered the mistake

In early 2025, I assumed the Trump regime would delete the Department of Justice’s press releases and other statements related to more than 1,000 Jan. 6 cases. So I downloaded them. We’ve now made them available to the public with a search tool. They can’t erase history. jan6memoryproject.org

I think Ossoff captures something that Newsom never did: the Dem base wants you to fight but they want real shit not goofy memes and too-online riffs

Still trying to understand how Napster got shut down, but Anthropic is going public and still hasn’t paid us authors yet after stealing our work.

statler and waldorf but it’s al-sayed and ossoff heckling republicans

Damn, hit ‘em with the lookback

new wolfenstein looks like shit

If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula

The Star Spangled Banner being played by the Mariachi Herencia de Mexico band before the Bears-Eagles game in Chicago on Monday Night Football was a deeply cool thing to see tonight

Huge props to the headline writers at The Guardian www.theguardian.com/world/2026/s...

There are too many people in congress who would be happier doing this, and that's part of why our politics is so stupid bsky.app/profile/avit...

to people who are concerned that this suggests that 'Kavanaugh is not smart,' as opposed to 'Kavanaugh is evil,' I want you to rest assured that these things are not in opposition he is both evil and a dumbass

Imagine the alternate timeline if all the AI bros had chosen to create really awesome Shockwave games instead

Colley Hill, Surrey: coffee break from birding the steep scrub. Love the plaque on the bench I’m sitting on

y’all are bad

I mean if you really want to hear Ed Sheeran without any opening acts you can simply get put on hold with your bank

“Tired of being a bird?” (September 14, 2026, Argyle Street, Chicago)

Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie that came out when you were 20 years old?

If billionaires didn't want us to set all their stuff on fire then why is everything they own so fucking flammable, it makes no sense

Lloyd Alexander’s Chronicles of Prydain. Book of Three, Black Cauldron, The High King. Roy Hobbs named his bat Wonderboy, I named mine Drynwyn.

A gritty comic reimagining of the Toy Story franchise would feature an extended storyline around toys that escape from the CPSC testing facility.

Same.

This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry.

[Exit Queen.]

The five Simpsons lines I’ve uttered most: 5) Willie: Willie hears ya, Willie don't care 4) I feel we should "rasta-fy" him by 10% or so 3) Marge: Homer you've got it set on Whore 2) Grandpa: Little bit from Column A, little from Column B 1) Bart: I am familiar with the works of Pablo Neruda

Sure there are probably others but this might be the first show in the collection I’ve stumbled upon that I remember actually going to

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This concludes the Patriot Games 2026--a name that implies we'll be doing this again next year Here's my favorite picture of the day Thanks for reading

Happy Dogust, everybody.

I salute this thread.

In the bizarre world of short-form video, nobody is allowed to take a breath | Adrian Chiles

Breaking news: The lining of the Lincoln Memorial’s Reflecting Pool peeled in at least seven places along seams that were created when the material was applied, indicating likely problems in how it was installed, according to experts and a Post analysis.

Marimu-chan, a mascot from Lake Akan in Kushiro City, is a sentient ball of algae wearing a traditional local Ainu costume.

On a holiday road trip to a cabin in the middle of nowhere and on the way caught a little Rebel Spirit driving through Florence. Cheers @akilahhughes.com & @dansinker.com

“The Beast" is the nickname for the heavily armored, fortified car used by POTUS . Weighing btwn 15k and 20k pounds (7-9 tons), the car features military-grade armor plating 8” thick—essentially a military tank disguised as a luxury limousine” The dumb shit drove this on a curing reflecting pool

You could have asked any landscaping expert for a comment. Respect to the reporter who went to Four Seasons Total Landscaping. www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...

Well, that was a fucking ride.

Please god let this close the portal to Hell the Cubs opened in 2016