Joey Anton

I turned on the World Series 30 min ago and have seen two (2) Dem ads, and they’re both attacking incumbent R Congresspeople as Friends of Epstein, so seems like this message is getting through.

there are people serving life sentences right now on thinner evidence than we have for "donald trump was jeffrey epstein's partner in serial rape" democrats-judiciary.house.gov/media-center...

I want to believe

this is something Dems can just hammer on for the next two years televised hearings every week about Epstein, Epstein, Epstein make the drumbeat so loud the media doesn’t have a choice in covering it

Get his ass

4th and 1 ESPN Analytics (TM): in this situation go for it on 4th and 7 or less Commentators: “I don’t think they’re actually gonna snap the ball here, looks like they’re trying to draw them offsides”

I am once again wondering about the feasibility of building The Official Twitter Clone of AOC 2028.

Actually, Brazil is a republic, not a democracy

I have to get off this app and finish my classwork but in case it’s not clear I am hyped for the Amazon tonight.

Old man got up and got one more.

LUIS. INÁCIO. LULA. DA. SILVA.

The awesome thing about elections is that they happen rarely enough and involve enough latent variables that ~no way of predicting them is empirically falsifiable 🙃

Let’s freaking GO boy

WHAT

The Milwaukee freakin’ Brewers

I pray I live to see this woman President.

Man, the Alberta referendum went down so hard I barely heard about it. Shoutout to our neighbors to the north, good job not being influenced by a small group of rich idiots.

To-do list for SD Mayor Pete and DSD Uncle Frank (and the transition team): - at 1201 rip down the stupid fucking sign, regardless of whether Congress has officially changed the name (not looking good for the 27 NDAA lol) - at 1202 issue orders to rename all the confederate bases back*

Today, while protecting Palestinians, Brad Lander & a group of American rabbis & others were taken by the IDF. Releasing Brad isn't enough, the Israeli govt must release them all.   If this is how they treat Americans, imagine how they treat Palestinians. Trump & Rubio's silence fuels this impunity.

Dems being in positive territory on the economy, foreign policy, and fucking immigration is crazy. There’s two more years of this! Staffers need to get to work on plans for policy on all of these issues that are ready to go in January 2029 because there’s a tremendous opportunity looming.

If Zohran Mamdani or Abdul El-Sayed had used the word “Shylock” as an insult, the ADL would be attacking them by name relentlessly. But Donald Trump used it, so we get a generic condemnation of the word without any specific reference to who actually used it, and with no assumption of intent.

for all the centrist fretting, voters prefer dems to republicans on "transgender issues"

we should render musk penniless and then go to Mars on the public dime for style points

Unless George Kittle catches another pass in the next 2 minutes I get eliminated by 0.1pts.

If Jayden Daniel’s passes for 75 more yards I get eliminated from my fantasy league lol

This but unironically

Based on pure vibes I reckon this might be right. We’ll see.

Let’s just avoid doing whatever this is in the future 

OH MY FUCKING GOD WHO THE FUCK LET HIM PLAY JESUS CHRIST

Yo they actually almost killed that man.

Rules that Netanyahu is just explicitly aligning himself with the worst, most rapacious, indiscriminately murderous actors in the region. Like Idk what else you could even say that Israel, the UAE, the RSF, and Ethiopia have in common other than crimes against humanity.

Ngl this goes pretty hard.

Somebody doesn’t know their two-letter state abbreviations lol

I love science fiction, and movies, and I've nerded out about "the lives of science fiction writers" and "the lives of movie makers", and one of the main takeaways I had was "we simply cannot let this limited set of mixed nuts define the perimeters of research and imagination".

Flying car would be cool as a concept if it wasn’t following 14 different vintages of Pure Elon Snake Oil, from the Mars colony to the humanoid robot servant.

Dread it, run from it, you must accept Abuela Clinton’s relentlessly positive 2016 immigration message is the way Srsly, everyone weirdly ignores HRC dropped Obama’s “secure border”, just pilloried Trump for being a xenophobic racist, & got the most Latino support ever Identity politics FTW

Honestly I’m seeing the vision like crazy.

The PS makes an incredible cherry on top.