Pats Vobiscum

The lesson we should all be taking from this is that single use water bottles are bad. Also murder bad. But mostly water bottles bad.

Nerfherders and the Mythologyzing of an Agrarian Lifestyle

Lying in bed on a weekend morning when suddenly you hear small children's footsteps in the hallway

I usually try to explain it like this: picture Kristi Noem as Dog the Bounty Hunter. Now imagine they're Mexican. Doesn't look so much like big boat stuck was caused by parents pocket watching now, does it?

I was wondering about this. And I guess I shouldn’t be surprised Thiel is involved?

The fundraising texts you delete are working on someone. It’s infuriating and heartbreaking. An 85yo in Ohio gave more than double the value of his home. A 91yo in an Indianapolis senior facility gave 25K times. The DCCC/DSCC don’t just tolerate the spammers who exploit seniors. They take part.

Very substantive critiques of the Moda process by Morillo.

Reminder if you are not working class do not say what the tuna

Everything Trump Touches Dies: World Cup edition

Go Team USA; rah rah and all that. But this is corrupt af. I hope it leads to an EU investigation that takes down Infantino in the same way that the Obama admin did with the equally corrupt Sepp Blatter.

This story rocks www.nytimes.com/2026/06/08/d...

i would be the Glup Shitto of rimming multigender businesswomen

This is my new ASMR

Can’t wait to see @horsedisc.bsky.social pop up on @blockedforthispost.bsky.social

Anyway, Romance of The Three Kingdoms is arguably a polyamorous narrative, so let's be careful about labeling the annoying magician a vegetarian icon.

Napoleon completes mostly successful winter invasion of Russia.

What the FUCK

The Access of Evil

Who the hell names their kid “Gannon”? You’re just telling them to be evil. www.justice.gov/usao-sdny/pr...

Hell yeah!

“I’ve been using ChatGPT to help with cooking for a while now, so I didn’t think too much of it when the ingredients list included a bottle filled with gasoline and a cloth wick,” said the alleged attacker

I wish the Angels would get new ownership so I can finally go back to rooting for them and revel in the new Age of Adell.

USA! USA!

We’ve told all the casting agents that the Weird Al biopic sequel is currently on hold, but they just keep sending in headshots.

Hoo boy

As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a lounge chair.

Me upon hearing it’s mildly brisk outside: “I’ve prepared for this.”

Love to have artillery and logistics officers who studied math at Bob Bobson’s Christian College of the Earth is Only 7,000 Years Old and You Should Date Your Sister

It’s from 2006 but the yelp reverberates through the ages.

Man, initially I thought those nails were an IV insertion.

The only historians allowed to comment on the future are psychohistorians. By Seldon, stay in your lanes!

Please visit my YouTube channel, where I ABSOLUTELY DESTROY Bump and explain why drinking raw sewage is good for you, actually.

I've been here 24 hours, but already with what I've seen, well, I genuinely believe we're going to win. People here are well aware that what happens here impacts the entire country, that it sets the tone for resistance. ICE is angry, ICE is terrified, of how deeply unpopular it is.

But when I asked an organizer what they wanted to see out of press coverage, they told me they wanted people to see the beautiful things they are building here, and not just the worst stories of the worst of ICE's crimes. What people are doing here is beautiful. It's a tragic beauty, but a real one

Merry Christmas! Please enjoy the opening to this Japanese Christmas concert special that I watch every year. As far as I can tell, this has otherwise been scrubbed from the internet

The alt text to this is great pulp crime writing.

Video of Greg Bovino in Waukegan, with residents following and shouting, “You a bitch!” Taken by Armando Sanchez

“A million Nazis, you say…”

Are we still doing the thing where we play the Veep music over Trump admin chaos?

"The Bible will not sit alongside Mein Kampf. The cross will not yield to the swastika. We must ask right now: Jesus or Hitler? We cannot have both." Great piece. Please read and send this to your maga relatives who think they're still following Christianity.

This is really cool. I hope it takes off.

Something I’m stuck on: if you go into the type of tattoo parlor that will ink a totenkopf, without warning you of its association with Nazis, there are probably a bunch of other obvious red flags in the tattoo parlor suggesting that “hey, maybe this artist is sketchy af?”

Nothing is more American than telling a wannabe king to go to hell. #NoKingsPDX

This makes sense coming from the guy whose son monitors his porn consumption