I am Patrick's Sports Angst

www.3federalway.com is officially live! Go and make all the Jaden Happy memes your heart desires and post them (if you can't see this address yet, its still promulgating through the internet so you can use this in the mean time federal-way-g5gbh.ondigitalocean.app )

Was not expecting this forward to a niche fantasy book

The NYT story does not even include the word rape. Not once.

The only reason I can think of for this news not being absolutely everywhere is that large media orgs don’t want to be seen as putting their thumbs on the scales a week before election day. And that’s cowardly as shit.

Man, ant has to make that

Refs swallow the whistle. Ant about to get a T if he's not careful

This game is destined for another OT no matter how much no one wants it

Jaden man That was dumb

Well played

oh now we’re calling fouls

You gotta be full of shit to call that foul

Ant got fouled twice, lol.

That does not even rise to the level of bad defense You can't even put it in the defense bucket, honestly. Harden just got a free one

Just a team full of closers

Can you have that many o boards on a possession? Is that allowed?

The ball just flies around for this wolves team, it's really something

Finch is correct, that is not an offensive foul

Only thing left to do is win in Madison next month

Chair should be stacked on the pig

Jug, Pig, and Axe come together to form Goldytron: Defender of the Universe

NEW: "Donald Trump was an active participant in Jeffrey Epstein’s sexual abuse of young women during the mid-to-late 1990s," per new House Judiciary Dem report. Report has new allegation that Trump raped a 24-year-old and then promised the victim a visa & NYU admission, demanding she stay quiet.

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I hope we get a cool story out of this in 25-30 years. Yes that was me, the baby on Floyd of Rosedale, now I’m really important and awesome.

gone but never forgotten we all miss you twolvesbrasil

Sheesh

Trump changed the policies on donations to Trump accounts to allow stock donations, which beneficiaries have to hold for 5 years. Shortly after, Elon Musk promised to donate SpaceX shares to all children. Why? donmoynihan.substack.com/p/automating...

Slightly disappointed to see Shea Whigham in a dumb Cavizel movie

Experimenting with rotation charts

For the first time since October 1978, the Minnesota Golden Gophers hold their 3 major rivalry trophies simultaneously: The Axe, The Jug, and Floyd of Rosedale. Gotta beat Penn State, and we'll have all five(Still have the Chair since we don't play Nebraska this year)

Floyd of Rosedale belongs in Minnesota. Happy homecoming, and let's go, Gophers! 〽️🐿️P

Floyd of Rosedale is coming home! Go Gophers 〽️

Walk-off FG MINNESOTA'S GOT A PIG

This season is the full fleck experience again, innit?

AIDEN GOUSBY

Putrid offense, lol

everything that comes out of Gus Johnson's mouth sounds like a flagrant lie and that is why he's the GOAT

Void ab initio for corruption.

Maybe you enjoy your college football trophies a bit more porcine. It’s Floyd of Rosedale! 2:30pm.