The Dude

What an incredibly fucking absurd time to be alive.

You have to really, really, really fucking suck for your 8th grade teacher to come out and shame you like this. Damn.

What a fuckin’ whiny little baby.

Young ‘uns: this stuff happened once a week during Obama’s presidency. Dijon mustard. Moving a bust of Churchill. Inviting a rapper to the White House. Putting his feet up on his desk. They’d scream and cry for days about how effete and snobby and Black he was and how misinderstood they were.

The only reason I can think of for this news not being absolutely everywhere is that large media orgs don’t want to be seen as putting their thumbs on the scales a week before election day. And that’s cowardly as shit.

@johnlegend.bsky.social: "When Vivek Ramaswamy hears of an indicted child abuser who fled the state rather than face charges instead of siding with the victim. He takes the side of the abuser…Do we want a man with this sort of depraved moral compass to lead our state?"

More the fool I, but I really didn't imagine the current regime not simply leaning in to racism but braying it from every rooftop. Fuck RFK Jr., fuck his wife, and fuck anyone—anyone—who thinks that the Republican party deserves anything short of oblivion.

YES!

I’ll never forgive them for foisting these absurd freaks on all of us.

First of all that’s Scott Van Pelt, not Chuck Schumer. And Ilham Omar is killing it on the alto sax.

This guy is so fucking weird and awkward.

Why won’t Dems talk about this?

fuck you. trans people come to Minnesota from neighboring states to get lifesaving care that they’re only able to safely get here because of a set of party line Dem votes.

The best Reddit comment I've seen on Marissa Mayer needing AI to find 3 adjectives to describe her 10-year-old: "Someday in the years to come, Marissa Mayer’s daughter will go no contact with her mother. And Marissa Mayer will ponder this and ask AI why."

People will say it’s bad that Mayer couldn’t answer this herself, and they’re right. They’ll say it’s bad she asked AI, and they’re right. But I am here to say that it’s bad that she looked at this wack ass output and called it “perfect”

Evan Barker reminds me of the white girl from Get Out.

If the Bengals lose it’s JD’s fault.

Fire Zac Taylor.

Anyways I saw him acting like a fool on college game day and everyone looks so thoroughly sick of him. Gonna pull out the Roy Kent meme!

BASH: What's the crime? AG TODD BLANCHE: What's the crime? Well it depends. There *could* be a crime. But the real wrong here is that Alaskans are gonna be confused. BASH: The Alaskan Supreme Court ruled 4 months ago on this matter

Two types of response to Musk raising the stakes and issuing threats: 1) Oh no! Who wants all that noise? Better avoid this fight, let his malfeasance slide, maybe it’ll just work out. 2) Good, makes this easier. The problem’s unavoidable. We’re not starting a fight, we’re responding. Go with 2

It’s ok to joke about the tackiness of The Cheesecake Factory.

If this isn’t about Dr. Acton's childhood, then why use a woman who sided with Amy's rapist, lost custody when Amy was 12, and hasn’t known or seen Amy in 48 years? And if you do believe she was raped, why would you ever air a mother who sided with the rapist to talk about anything?! 1/

Thousands of Ohioans showed up today ready to make their voices heard and show their support for @amyactonoh.bsky.social. The energy was incredible, and we’re carrying that momentum all the way to November. 10 days.

Void ab initio for corruption.

We acknowledge that no one has the bandwidth for this, but if it helps: -It’s ‘sleight of hand’ -It’s ‘bated breath’ -It’s ‘lo and behold’ -It's 'buck naked' -It’s ‘brass tacks’ -It’s ‘free rein’ -It’s ‘toe the line'

Matt Yglesias has never held a real job in his entire life.

🙏

Is Kalshi taking action on what the random verbal tic or bizarre facial expression Trump is gonna make at his rally tonight? It would be the third day in a row he’s has some weird episode like that on camera that is totally not in any way related to his very healthy mind and body.

The “parent estrangement” panic should be understood as part of the same complex as anger at social media “censorship,” and demands for affirmative action for conservatives in academia. Conservatives simply think you should be forced to listen to their dogshit ideas, no matter how cruel.

Evelyn Normielib ain’t having it.

Ohio voter on Ramaswamy's ad: To bring up somebody's past or their trauma, that's just deplorable.