Paul Tree

It’s okay if you rob Peter to pay me

Denver Nuggets defense looks completely broken. Yoikes (That’s “yikes” if goofy said it)

While eating an ortolan bunting on a throne made of ivory: How dare you disrespect the Cheesecake Factory

The near simultaneous releases of Jimmy Stewart and Sylvester Stallone biopics, combined with my inability to stop doing annoying impressions, presents a real danger for my marriage

Politico wrote up Zohran playing basketball with the uncovering-a-big-scandal tone the same day the NYTimes wrote up "credible allegation that The President of the United States raped a woman" as a political strategy story. Broken media in a nutshell

Every Republican just talks like a ten year old from a broken home now

the biggest presidential scandal in history but the political media largely acts as if it's not happening. hasan piker has received more mainstream political media coverage over the last 6 months than trump's connections with epstein has

The Cheesecake Factory “controversy” is nice because it’s a rerun of the exact kind of stupid shit we had to sit through every day of the Obama administration. Now Zoomers don’t have to feel left out of having their own Obama “controversy” to reference.

genuinely wasn’t expecting the president’s burgeoning bisexuality to be our October surprise

Billy Evans being much more comfortable being an openly chud asshole in 2025/2026 than 2023 sure rang true

I think we’ll probably see Mass Effect 5 in some form at some point, just too valuable an IP to leave lying in the dump

Wait lol this is because of the same Nikkita Oliver who was a failed Seattle politician just a few years ago.

Very cool for my tax dollars to be paying for this

The next time you complain about the endless deluge of fundraising texts & spam email from Dem campaigns, keep in mind that it would take *40,000* $25 donations to cancel out 1/445th of what Elon Musk has spent this cycle.

I interned in the Hill circa 2011 for a Democratic congressman and was friendly with a few of the Republican staffers and interns, they were (mostly, some exceptions) normal and were generally a bit embarrassed by some of what they had to do/write I uh don’t think that would be the case anymore

The main story of the GOP over the past decade is the takeover of the party establishment by people who actually believe the nonsense they formerly deployed to rile up the rubes without actually buying into it themselves.

I hardly know how to express this idea because I am not personally embarrassed that Elon Musk is the richest man ever, but I am embarrassed that a verified condition of object reality is that the richest man ever is a dipshit redditor. It’s like he makes being alive feel skeevy.

I just watched 8 Mile for the first time and Eminem’s mom never makes spaghetti. 0 stars

the routine, pay for play pardons are all by themselves one of the worst corruption scandals in american history!

TIL Iowa courts call an opposition to a motion a “Resistance” What in tarnation

I would pay extra for a version of NBA league pass without gambling ads

Early MVP favorite

Struggling to engage with the concept of “father and son Republican operatives Timmy and Tommy Teepell.” Come on man can even one thing be like 5% less stupid

Guy who always says he’s voting the underdog candidate in polls so that more money is spent in the state

Unconscionable to be on “X” at this point. Just a cesspit. Except for banking; I do my banking there & don’t see a problem.

How’s pre-production on Rush Hour 4 going

Where have you gone, Matt Taibbi, a nation turns its lonely eyes to you

This is true and true in a way that "well it wasn't actually that broad a decision" misses. Trump v. US was, and has had the effect of, the Roberts Court's political endorsement of total executive lawlessness and corruption far beyond the four corners of any direct application to prosecuting Trump.

Congratulations to all the Seattle Pilots