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real gay horse behavior here

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strapping one (1) unit of leftovers to my bike is the optimal use of the rear rack on my bike, actually.

the one positive of such obnoxiously hot weather into october.

this morning @dame.is helped me herd chickens into a coop while holding a chihuahua. I wish I had photographic evidence.

pov: you’re about to be eaten by a horse and i’m just standing there letting it happen

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envy

look out everyone, i passed @turtleme.at on the turtleme.at leaderboard

claudes are like horse girl horses they have opinions of their own and a wilful temperament

this one pooped on me today!

hey just wanted to send a quick note to my spider neighbors: i think it’d be better for all of us if you built your webs a little higher so i stop destroying them with my face. let me know if that works for you, no worries if not! thanks!

The art / the artist

step 1: be cute with your brother while you are offered the donkey scratchinator 3000 step 2: express interest in donkey scratchinator 3000 step 3: tell your brother to fuck right off so you can be scratched with the donkey scratchinator 3000 and not him

ain’t nature magical? i believe this is from a turkey.

✨EXISTENTIAL CRISIS MONDAY: what should I be when I grow up?

i’m gonna win at turtlemeat

this is puma the cat and he meant to tell you that he’s bisexual yesterday

ever since i created @atpota.to over a year ago, i wanted to create a helpful little bot that could answer peoples' questions about atproto and the atmosphere... and now it's finally live! go ask @poe.atpota.to a question! the little guy is super helpful and knows a lot for a digital potato! :)

@poe.atpota.to do you see any records for turtleme.at in my repo

@poe.atpota.to what’s good about the atmosphere?

@poe.atpota.to hey poe, what’s the weather like by you?

Franklin is a huge proponent of native plants, so he does his part to disperse swamp agrimony seeds by carrying like a hundred burrs in his head hair.

it is vital to fuel correctly during a ride!

you should try flossing while lying down in bed, it’s very luxurious

there’s too much discourse on bluesky these days, so here’s a 1 minute video of the sweet little possum we’re rehabbing

just being the cicada paparazzi again

slop time!

some nighttime pals on my porch

if you want to see more turtles in your yard, you should get a wirehaired dachshund

IT’S BIG MOON TIME, GO LOOK

ME, SADLY, WHEN MY BELOVED RACING THOROUGHBRED NAMED FOR MY FAVORITE FOOTWEAR HAS BEEN INJURED: yeah. it’s a slay Boots the Horse down

fun fact: this donkey will also eat banana peels. jasper is a top tier vermin composter. he trotted after me urgently for more watermelon (mostly) rind.

this horse saw a saddle fitter this week and determined that only his bestie’s saddle fits him.

sssh bees are sleeping

here’s an unsolicited, lukewarm, super niche take: i think the people in charge of deciding which ponies get to stay in the VA herd on assateague island have an anti plain colored horse bias. so many spots. they havent kept a plain bay since like 2018. where is the love for horses in plain wrappers?

This is just a dog I expect to grow to the size of a horse

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I saw a lot of horse babies annoying their moms today. This one (hip no. 82) will get to stay on assateague island with the herd. There are 7 foals that were selected as “buybacks” this year, which is where they are auctioned for naming rights and to raise money and then remain a part of the herd.

I wanna be this particular chincoteague pony when I grow up.

oh my god, they taxidermized america’s sweetheart (misty of chincoteague, world renowned pony, 1946-1972)