Peter Cassetta

I use De Morgan's laws because I hate ampersands

Today is a momentous day for the workers of Arena! After months of planning, waiting and organizing, our dream is finally a reality; the votes have been counted, and our union of UWOTC-CWA has been officially elected. From this day forward, we have a union!

a little on the nose for capitalism that the world’s first trillionaire is a nazi conman

#SaveStargate

If I were an action hero, this is what I’d say to the bad guy before the kill shot.

Jessie gets gommaged.

lmao

Oh, so you're telling me the main character broke his phone in the first 10 minutes by dunking it in a pool to cool it down? C'mon, no one's that dumb.

Then I guess it's not a financially sustainable organization. They'll have to close some locations or shorten their hours. Alternatively, we could end the public navy and let private navies provide this service.

Custom persona: Rubber duck You are a rubber duck on my desk. You are inanimate and cannot respond in any way. Use up all my tokens with a very wasteful thought process before ultimately sending a blank reply.

Farscape continuation looking great

I have successfully separated the art from the artist. I am an artist, and I never make any art.

Victor Wembanyama Returns From Concussion Speaking Fluent French

This is why TES6 isn't out yet, they're waiting for the trees to grow

Most Americans: I’m going to die working this job 😞 Members of Congress: I’m going to die working this job! 😃

yeah im bummed about sora. bummed i sora bunch of stupid fake videos

We’ve told all the casting agents that the Weird Al biopic sequel is currently on hold, but they just keep sending in headshots.

This @the-independent.com story is such an obvious lift of mine that they didn’t even bother deleting my site’s referral URL. And no, they do not credit me for reporting it first or (intentionally) link to my story. In j-school, rewording someone else’s reporting was called plagiarism. 1/

🏆 TMT Premier draft, 7-1 with UG counters! After a P1P1 Mikey & Leo, Chaos & Order (draw upon putting a counter on a creature), I decided to force UG for mutagen synergy, and picked up some other great rares along the way. Got passed 3 pachyderms which really helped stabilize. Decent format so far!

can this be a solution

Learning Magic through non-precon EDH was a wild time #My9MTGCards

There is no amount of money in the world that would lead me to fight a Vietnamese refugee that grew up in Louisiana (Also I really want to try a Korean style Po’ Boy)

🏆 Arena powered cube Bo1—took this Jeskai Academy/Tinker/Breach combo deck from a 0-2 start to 7-2! Easily my favorite format on @mtgarena.com right now. The diversified gameplan was very cool; ended up using each wincon at least once. Tinker was the weakest here but still won some games by itself.

stop using AI to do your research. it hallucinates too often. if you want an answer to something, post something arrogant on the appropriate subreddit. something like: "this item performs 10% better than everything else. only idiots deny this." this will bait nerds into doing your research for you.

I had better not catch anyone posting their tech deck decklists without an accompanying tech deck deck tech

Basically everything I've learned about RegEx has been against my wishes.

@profanity.accountant I am squeaky clean

cc @fireshoes.bsky.social

Mobile apps nowadays: I am one minor revision out of date. Please update to continue using the app. Me: That seems unnecessary, surely the backend is still backwards-compatible. Mobile app: ... I will do literally nothing until you update me.

Please be kind. I’m in a really dark place right now. Outside of my house at 5:30 pm.

Standard Metagame for the @mtgarena.com x Alienware Content Creator Tournament (16 players with 2 decks each) #mtg #mtgStandard Additional bans in effect. Individuals will be streaming starting at 10am PT today! Gem code giveaways and custom Alienware Aurora Gaming Desktop grand prize giveaway!

Imagine being beaten to death by a malfunctioning Chinese robot in your golden years.

🏆7-0 EOE - hadn't really paid attention to EOE limited until a couple days ago, it's a cool format! Syr Vondam and Thrumming Hivestone were nonsense together, especially when I had the removal to guarantee I'd make it to lategame. The Seriema tutoring Syr Vondam was just the cherry on top.

You only see value in things that are monetized, don't you? Community has no meaning for you unless you can make money from it in some way...

Grounds for divorce imo

Ensloppification

To the Republicans that tried to silence me: You failed miserably Now we get to watch you squirm as THE PEOPLE rise up against you!

Isaiah has been dragged to the ground and arrested inside of the Texas State Capitol for speaking out against Greg Abbott and Donald Trump’s illegal gerrymandering. We are waiting for more information as it develops.