Peter Stubbs

Peter Stubbs

@peterstubbs.bsky.social

Sometime producer of art, more often producer of dad jokes. Single father of a wonderful teenage son. Wild vacillations between the ridiculous and the self-serious. He/him/“Hey, moron!”

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Trump wanted a war because Netanyahu wanted a war to side track people and stay out of prison for both of them!

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I’ve been in that airport, and they’re not wrong!

The Onion@theonion.com

“We thought we had enough time to stop for a Cinnabon, but before we knew it, we were sprinting across the terminal in our space suits and the rocket had already fired up its thrusters to leave orbit,” said Cmdr. Reid Wiseman

My kid’s school district wants to shut down my kid’s school. More than half the kids are on some sort of educational accommodation plan (autism, ADHD, hearing defects, Tourette’s, and more). A ton of kids are LBGTQ+ This is safe space for them. gofund.me/4c3226b3d 1/2

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Nothing describes the soul of the Republican Party more than Pam Bondi citing the stock markets as her excuse for not going after pedophile billionaires.

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Ten countries have launched investigations related to the released Epstein files. Norway, UK, France, Lithuania, Latvia, Sweden, Australia, North Macedinia, Turkey, Poland. Conspicuously absent is the United States, the epicenter of this scandal. We know why. …

So, Gaiman has decided to disable quote-posts on his odious emission. NO. No, no, nope. Fuck right off with the victim-blaming “reporting,” with the “I’ll promote my new book in the same statement” bullshit. No. I believe the victims. I still believe them. NO.

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Calling out the disinformation regarding today’s fatal ICE shooting in Minneapolis. While the President claims "self-defense," local leaders and witnesses tell a very different story. Here is what we actually know: #4R (1/3)

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Introduce yourself with what almost killed you. Hi! I’m way too eager to get home on my 5th birthday running out in front of a car with really good brakes. Hi! I’m a carbon monoxide leak well before detectors were common or required.

Alyssa 🇨🇦@alyssathecoach.bsky.social

Introduce yourself with what almost killed you. Hi! I’m intentional near-drowning when I was 4 👋 Hi! I’m a stroke at age 17 👋

“I would never stop holding you. Which, honestly, would get pretty awkward. But you’re pretty, and I’m awkward, so that’s okay.” Pretty much the same person in DMs as on the timeline.

Still, they arrive, Seeds of thoughts I will Probably never feed and nurture, Never shape into messages, Or gifts, or surprises for a one Whose address has Long-since changed, Not delivered to a Cold and empty building That was once a home.

Is it wrong to say I was healthier when you were in my life? That you both anchored me and spurred me forward? You removed yourself from my life, or me from yours, and I am adrift on this windless sea. …

I will not, and would never, ask you to trade your peace for mine; If you’ve found happiness in that distance, I will find no small solace in that. I will cheer you from afar, seek stability and direction in myself, and fervently hope that you have done the same.

This impossible thing, so filled with surprise and delight, cannot, in fact, exist. I will revel in it nonetheless, wrap myself in its illusory embrace, and find comfort in this glorious trick of the light.

I’ve been sitting quietly on this, but I am SO FUCKING LIVID with my son’s school district, and even more so with the state school board. His school is amazing. His school has fostered a culture of support & learning like none I’ve ever seen. HIS SCHOOL IS CLOSING. Bastards.

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McDonald’s USA — Employee: $15/hr, no benefits — Big Mac: $5.79 McDonald’s Denmark — Employee: $22/hr, 6 weeks vacation, 1 year paid maternity leave, life insurance, pension — Big Mac: $5.49 Tell us more about how raising the minimum wage would affect the cost of hamburgers.

Aw, dammit

Rob Reiner, who directed such beloved Hollywood classics as 'This Is Spinal Tap,' 'Stand by Me' and 'When Harry Met Sally' after starring in the trailblazing sitcom 'All in the Family,' died Sunday along with his wife, Michele, in their Brentwood home. bit.ly/48UWXSi

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Amazing heroic action from Ahmed al Ahmed. Saved dozens of lives

RoEaStM@roeastm.bsky.social

He's been identified. He was shot twice in the arm and hand, but it is doing well and expected to recover fine. His name is Ahmed al Ahmed www.perthnow.com.au/news/nsw/bon...