Phil Dunn

From the new Private Eye

I am bloody proud to be an #RNLI supporter and member! These brilliant men and women have quite enough to cope with without being harassed by the scum of the earth. Their only concern is to help people in danger at sea - not check passports first! Which is how it should be. Please RT if you agree🙏

Polanski very stupid for what he shared, but Reform’s pivot from bringing a woman who called for hotels full of asylum seekers to be burned down as their guest of honour at conference, to saying the Green leader should be jailed - is a difficult circle to square

That's why they're world champions. Taken us apart this half.

Farage rejected offer of tax-payer security because he “wanted security at the same level as the Home Secretary who has the highest level of protection among govt ministers” Yet, on and on he whines. Demanding the highest public office with none of the scrutiny. liveapp.inews.co.uk/category/464...

Important statement from the New York Times

New figures show net migration has fallen considerably. Some will celebrate. Some will continue to use it for scaremongering regardless of the facts. But can I also make the point that a country becoming unattractive for migrants is a signal of that country going down in the development charts.

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King Charles inherited £650m tax free, gets £125m a year tax free from the tax payer and has an estate worth £22bn that’s never taxed. But he still needed a 45% pay rise. Like if he needs a pay cut. RT if you want the Monarchy gone. #NotmyKing #AbolishTheMonarchy

Drought fears in central/southern England, dry April leaves rivers low. 1trn+ litres of water a year lost to leaky pipes, 41.4trn litres since privatisation. Companies paid £85bn+ in dividends. Sewage in rivers. No national grid for water. Investment neglected. People fleeced. Nationalise water.

Deal with the BBC board Deal with gifts to MPs Sorted

Keir Starmer determined to find evidence of Iran undermining social cohesion in British society, he just doesn't have any yet Keir Starmer still refusing to investigate Russian interference that helped push Brexit over the line, which undermined social cohesion in British society

Why let him “brush off” his deeply shameful, anti-Semitic remarks of the past? He’s there in Golders Green like some hideous ambulance-chasing lawyer, hoping to exploit this tragedy for his own ends. You know that. We know that. Can’t anyone just say it?

This morning , I have watched Braverman and Ellman on Sky News, allowed to refer to the peaceful pro Palestinian marches as disgusting hate marches. Neither presenter challenged them. They are cynically using the knife attack to pretend that antisemitism is absolutely rife in the UK.

My Easter reading: "..the Lord said I was hungry and you told me I could make a meal for 30p, I was a stranger and you told me to fuck off back where I came from, I was sick and you said I should get private health insurance..."

Crypto donations to political parties to be banned. Good. Farage claims this is aimed directly at Reform. Good. He also says that him publicly promoting Harborne’s crypto company had nothing to do with Harborne giving Reform £9M. You’d have to be a v special kind of useful idiot to believe that.

Britain's position will be MUCH worse if we're the only country that answers Trump's call to dip our hands in the blood he's spilling in the Middle East. That will win his favour for about an hour, until the next shiny thing distracts him. But it will stain our nation forever.

This very straight news piece buried deep within the FT never uses words like corruption or insider dealing but every detail is quietly devastating. Why is the FT virtually alone in the UK media in covering this important story?

Mount Shitmore

This isn’t a hallucination, Michael Gove. You’ve never explained the millions you disbursed to buddies with your crony Covid Contracts. Cashing in on the worst public health crisis in a century should disbar people from public life permanently. www.bylinesupplement.com/p/we-need-to...

Fantastic news - A massive victory for common sense and the rule of law and the right to protest. Labelling Palestinian Action as terrorists was always a political act - an appeasement of the real terrorists in this issue - the state of Israel. buff.ly/BK5pWPq

She really just said why are you talking about the mass coverup of child rape when you should be talking about money

So the strategist and the comms guy have gone. The government's two biggest problems: strategy and comms. Morning.

Britain must be the only country in the world where politicians get more stick for mispronouncing Epstein's surname than for making use of his services

Zia Yusuf must be thrilled with these recent defections then. Cue another 24 hour sulk off and return?

I think if you want to mark the moment for Labour’s series of problems in Government, it stems from the moment when Sue Gray was sacked in preference for Morgan McSweeney. Winning an internal or general vote is not the same as governing.

I spent the morning at the San Antonio immigration court. It’s out of control. Crawling with ICE - arresting legal immigrants showing up for court appearances. I asked one officer who they are prioritizing. His answer: everyone. I need to share with you what I saw.

Amount of blood US has expended defending Greenland: zero. Amount of blood Denmark has expended defending the US: 43 Danish soldiers gave their lives in Afghanistan, responding to a US appeal under article 5 of NATO. Ogles has no idea about any of this, because he's an incompetent buffoon.

A supremely cowardly tweet.

Johnson doesn’t care about people or the consequences of his actions… he’s never given Jo Cox a moment’s thought. Or Nazanin Zagari-Ratcliffe. Or his Covid victims. His narcissism is grotesque. His legacy is epic damage…. To the country and the many thousands of lives he’s harmed.

PPE Medpro has been liquidated but because it has only £0.6m only £0.6m of the £148m debt will be repaid. A Proceeds of Crime Act 2002 (POCA), placed against Michelle Mone and Doug Barrowman (worth £500m+) would allow all the money to be recovered. Why hasn't it happened?

How could the winner of the prestigious FIFA Peace Prize speak so ill of someone brutally murdered just hours ago?

So Trump demolished a bunch of the White House, and now there’s no architect or final plan, and he’s scrambling to find one? Somehow not remotely surprising

Mark Kelly, "When Trump was writing birthday greetings to Epstein, I was the first on the scene to recover the bodies of my fellow astronauts"

Still can't quite believe that "I only said 'gas the Jews' in a non-hurtful way" was the strategy Nigel Farage opted to go for

When Rishi Sunak made the Vaccine deal with Moderna as Chancellor, he had up to £530m invested in Moderna. Now Michelle Mone is desperately bringing it up. Like if you want Mone on trial. RT if you want them both facing the music.

One might say Farage is not a good judge of character? Or even worse, maybe he is?

Guilty of accepting bribes from Russian spies: A good friend of Nigel Farage is highly likely to be jailed tomorrow (Friday). Yet, the story appears to surprise most Clacton voters - and, worse still, unlikely to change the minds of Reform supporters. #ReformWatch

The stupidity of Farage’s latest ‘plan’ is staggering. Claiming they’d save British taxpayers money by ripping up international commitments and starting a trade war with Europe is the puerile foot-stamp of a party that uses prejudice as policy. Ruinous nonsense. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...