Patrick Sauer

THE LINK IS LIFE: www.today.com/video/how-sq...

You should start your day with this story of Martha’s Vineyard uniting as one to bring my nephew Amos’s parrot Coco home safely.

Rate the Brewers are going Wokski’s ain’t never closing.

I’m so confused. Did the Rats hand out yellow towels? Why would they do that?

LOL it’s all Brewers fans

Everything about this sucks.

Shot. Chaser.

Eric Bauza. Legend.

Old school Seahawks unis are so thight.

#halloween #madmagazine

72-10. Let’s go. Ring the bell.

Gawd damn.

Elmo. He was annoying as shit until he started beefing with Rocco and now he’s the funniest dude on the planet.

Even with Tim’s warning I am speechless. Nobody has ever done it like Armond. King stay the king.

I know Nirvana is supposed to be our Gen-X touchstone but nope it will always be this dude to me

the best retail politico of my lifetime and it's not even close get on this Gotham

TO BE CLEAR, THIS IS ONLY LIKE A THIRD OF THE OVERALL SQUAWKIN’ SPORTS EXPERIENCE

NYC peeps, come out and support my pal @jpdabrams.bsky.social on Nov. 5! (Also, the Squawkin' Sports series is excellent.)

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What Sweet Dick Willie Says

I know the schtick can be tired and rote, but when they’re on, they are still ON. Top five funniest bits they’ve ever done. Old man brain fog is real, yo.

Good morning, remember last night, and the greatest 29-point comeback in NBA history.

Catching up here and I must say I’m a huge huge huge fan of 37-point swings. Ring the Bell

Legitimately a dream to write something that inspires a reader to "go Martin Luther Mode."

Religion and Fishing R.I.P.

If you missed it, John Carryou weighed in and found YCSE to be even more revealing of Holmes fraudulent core. Good stuff, even unsettling in the end. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/17/b...

It’s high time @davidjroth.bsky.social does seem real-ass shoe leather out-in-the-field reporting.

Don’t worry, Jerz got an ace detective on the case.

Cool Brewers logo story, with a healthy dose of pathos, to get you primed for rolling out barrels. Zing! Boom! Tarrallel! www.nytimes.com/athletic/601...

This is so awful. Trading away Yellowstone for a building where you can ask a ranger questions (a thing you can already do). And what a credulous recitation of bullshit AI-whore talky slop @dailymontanan.com. dailymontanan.com/2026/10/21/y...

“Baby, if you’ve ever wondered, wondered whatever became of me—“ “Nah, bruh. Nobody wonderin’.”

I find the film even more fascinating after reading this—I knew most of it if the details had gutted fuzzy—but yeah this is not a work of non-fiction and/or science. www.statnews.com/2026/10/19/e...

Ticket link wasn’t working. www.eventbrite.com/e/squawkin-s...

it's pretty funny to see people on Bluesky watch You Can See Everything and go "wow, documentaries are always a construction and we can't take anything at face value," only to watch this one, very one-sided video and take it fully at face value

There were some amazing all-in stretches You can really see what this team can be with Maxie, Brown and VJ going full sprint and giving the old men the in-game (and season long) ability to stay fresh for the fourth. I’m going to be an over-excited annoyance for the foreseeable future.

10…9…8…7

One old man belief I have is NBA coaches should go back to wearing kick-ass designer suits. Or at least cardigans

I think we need to consider the possibility he’s made a huge Polymarket bet on Acton winning the election and is actively trying to throw it

Incredible halftime read, if you missed the “a cigarette boat racing drug dealer who got AC Rowlings off cocaine might have been withe OJ the night of the murders as revealed on the Fat Joe podcast” well then I have a link for you… www.nytimes.com/2026/10/18/u...

With the election looming, the GOP is calling in the big guns. Which means having a megachurch freak named Timmy dispatch an army of walleyed 23yo home-school casualties with YouTube diction to opposing candidates' rallies, where they will demand those candidates reject and denounce the WNBA.

Fifty years ago today, Julius Erving signed with the Philadelphia 76ers. It's hard to recapture how shocking this was, especially in the wake of the NBA-ABA merger. Dr. J was more myth than man then, having not been on TV much. Here's what I wrote in "Moses and the Doctor":

Baducalky Everything I know about Youngstown Ohio comes from the MT-Y State FBS games years back, that Springsteen song and mainly, @vinceguerrieri.com. This story seems to track what little I’ve learned. Other than the mob wouldn’t have kneecapped themselves. www.rooster.info/p/inside-the...

Yes, let’s. bsky.app/profile/sixe...

NBA starts today, here’s an ad for the 1986 catalog starring Julius Erving