Marsha Lynch

since California ballots are now out: prop 40 is the billionaire tax, and you should vote yes to stick it to them but both props 41 and 42 are designed to retroactively cancel the billionaire tax because they’re afraid they can’t beat it at the ballot box yes on 40, no on 41 and 42

All I know is someone, sometime said to Susan Dell: "Bangs? Girl, yes! They're gonna be so flattering!"

little brown bap #art

see that's what happens when you mackle less

Glamour Of Lamborghini Negated By Indiana Plates

What happens if you throw a Finnish sailor overboard? Helsinki.

1. Genesis 2. Frank Zappa 3. D.E.V.O. 4. CAKE 5, Smashing Pumpkins 6. Janet Jackson 7. Public Enemy 8. Cyndi Lauper 9. Culture Club 10. Bonnie Raitt

I don't attend church or anything, but I really want one of those bouncy dresses for some reason. I don't know where I'd wear it. Maybe to the track? LOL

here's a great snack hack: two ritz crackers with a babybel in the middle. I call this "Eating A Baby"

Made a friend earlier

I unpacked fir-scented retail today - candles, diffuser oil, soap, "room mist" at 30 bucks a 3-oz can. Smelled good at the beginning of the day, now not so much.

Happy Friday, bitches and bitchettes

I tried the new PawPaw flavor Ale-8 ginger ale and was very disappointed. It might be a yes for folks who'd like melon cream soda, but that means it's a no for me.

I don't feel ready for a Bourdain biopic somehow. How in the world are they gonna handle his death? The chances it's done right are slim to none. Hadn't heard of the lead or the director before. Sigh.

in case you were wondering, the "adult content" GIF attached to my original post is one of Homer Simpson in his underwear with measles all over him

Truly, who among us has not at some point confused sealant with peelant?

*pointing at a picture of mitch mcconnell in hospital* me: rigor tortoise

Scott Jennings has one big and very simple problem. His face actually betrays that he doesn't believe what he's saying. You can't look at his face when he lies and see anything else. His mistake is thinking we're too stupid to detect this.

art by Martin Bonnevier

3 day weekend, fresh bag of chips, hot pimento dip, new box of Jr. Big Daddies in the freezer, new (to me) artist in my ears thx to NPR Cool Vibe: unlocked! This is how I TREAT YO SELF when I'm broke.

who do we want? the funk soul brother when do we want him? right about now

ormond persimmons, painted by amanda almira newton, 1912

bouncing on it disrespectfully

Composition 8 by Piet Mondrian, 1914 https://botfrens.com/collections/212/contents/137731

Ugh; too hot to sleep. It was 107 F here today with the heat index. No, not Death Valley. Just Kentucky.

My MAGA hairdresser who I've gone to for 10 years - her shop disappeared without notice! She never talked politics in the shop, I just Nancy-Drewed it from years of context. HELP I WAS COUNTING ON A VACATION HAIRDID! Nooooooooo

Today in obliviosity: Today is day 6 of my 10-day vacation. This morning my work-from-home husband said good morning immediately followed by "are you not working today?" Dude, I am on vacation. What did you think I've been doing at home the last 5 days? I DEFINITELY told him when I booked it. ARGH

I'll take this opportunity to remind everyone that "cold shower" isn't just a 2-word erection-wilting suggestion but will actually help lower your internal body temp a wee bit. It's 97F here & I just took one and it improved my mood exponentially

Every female influencer I half-assed follow is named Maggie. What's that about?

Just in: this video of the Trump Arch mock-up being lowered into the Great American State Fair by drones

Maybe the guys at Four Seasons Total Landscaping could help with the reflecting pool

My vacation starts day after tomorrow and this warehouse is spotless and every box flap is closed or razored off, every aisle swept lovingly by broom, absolutely no orders to fill or projects to complete...I'm going bazonganuts trying to keep busy until tomorrow at 5. Ay Yi Yi!