You Came In Dressed Like a Train Wreck

So if the Brewers win do Wisconsin residents promise to stop voting like assholes?

Students leaving at halftime has been a thing at all but a handful of schools forever + has always been weak as hell. If I could sit through terrible Ball State football games in an era (early 90s) when student tailgating was *banned* you can entertain yourselves for 2 quarters at a P4 stadium, kids

BlueSky a band Scoldplay

Why does this Sesame Street toy look like Grover is reenacting Poe's The Cask of Amontillado

Casual reminder that these are the exact same people who endorsed Kat Abughazaleh in her primary because she's perfect if you believe the American Dream is dead.

pat mcafee amplified an unsubstantiated burnerverse rumor about an 19 year old girl, ruining her college life, and i’m supposed to care that people lightly made fun of him for being a one trick loser?

*presses earpiece* I’m being told the guy who flipped his shit over a 30 second video of college students saying he’s uncool for taking his shirt off made an entire album about being polarizing and edgy

curtains for zoosha?!

bluesky has four types of users

*tapping this sign for a whole bunch of you*

a weird set of people who only exist online are people who celebrate the defeat of global fascism in every other country and are then horrified and appalled at the idea that they should also be expected to vote for their domestic opponent of global fascism if some of their stances are Problematic

The AirBnB people whining about the incredibly postmature rules changes are hilarious. Hey, here's an idea, if you don't want to pay someone to clean up after guests don't run a fucking lodging business!

all but impossible due to back-to-backs for both Hawks and Cavs. "Securing an arena sometime before Monday" was also an option

So folks are mad that the tenant of an arena can't or won't move their scheduled game - in contravention of union rules - so that a non-tenant can play a game there that they weren't assured of playing in until like 2 weeks ago? This site never beating the "doesn't know how stuff works" allegations

Did the thing. Go do the thing if you haven't already.

Music added

Their self-serve toppings bar was *elite*

Blasherflus with an idiotic change and it costs the Hawks the game.

I cannot believe Jacobs is allowed to play in this game. What a league.

It will never cease to amaze me that USC asked for this. They asked to routinely make cross-country trips to the Great Lakes in late fall/early winter, to face teams that pride themselves on one thing only, that being bone-shattering defense And they thought his would go well for them

New Appalachian State University peak leaf season pics are in.

Murphy's understood the assignment today

I needed to see this

Gee, bad things happening to a B1G team that absolutely made up a rule to steal a victory from a MAC team? You love to see it, even if IU benefits.

NBA players every time the whistle blows

Neighbors rushed to save 31 cats after someone shattered the front window at Lakeview's Catcade. buff.ly/kuYZnmg

Scene: Me, talking to a female friend. Her: Hey. You're a guy. Why do guys have to have the loudest cars or bikes and rev their engines all the time? Me: Easy answer: Overcompensating for their tiny packages. Her: Sounds about right. Thanks!

Every single public space not being filled with cigarette smoke

No thanks. Having the sport's champ decided by the biases of old white sportswriters at the Middle of Nowhere Gazette, who watched like two games per weekend at most, was even dumber than the system we have now.

we gotta figure out a better way to write headlines about this thing that cannot and will not happen

I just heard an ad for the Admiral Theater on the Bears postgame show on The Score instead of the typical Kalshi ads. Nature is healing.

so the win is huge for obvious reasons but that game had multiple lol bears narratives that now won't matter: the play at the end of half + a doink. would have been real hard to deal with.

Also, Ben Johnson. Huevos.

Bear down! 🐻⬇️

Bears.

Jaylon Johnson can't be on the field for this team anymore

With very few exceptions (large groups, very remote areas) I have always been baffled that people would prefer this to hotels. I'm going to stay at the place that's open 24 hours and where I'm not given a list of chores, thanks. (Marriott and Hilton both have affordable chains with full kitchens)

This is how you playfully call out the name of this game without explicitly saying it. Ball State graphic masterpiece.

Villanova scared to compete that’s the only explanation

Going great!

That Stacey King tribute was note perfect 💔

Drive-by eggings, plaguing LA "Yo, you just got my little cousin, ese!" Sometimes hard-boiled, sometimes runny Comes from a chicken, not a bunny, dummy

Runnin' from the law, The press, and your parents? Is your name Michael Diamond? Nah, mine's Clarence

Like a bottle of Châteauneuf-du-Pape I'm fine like wine when I start to rap, We need body rockin', not perfection Let me get some action from the back section

Aw man Adam Amin is still so obviously heartbroken over Stacey King. Wanna just give him a hug.