possum.foundation

real yakuza play with a gamepad and cry a lot

GIVE THE ANIMAL CROSSING ANIMALS PETIT MOBILE SUITS

therapist: have you been practicing the skills we went over last week? glenn danzig: recognizing wants and needs? therapist: yes. that one. did you think of any? glenn danzig: skull

I know a guy who died & escaped Carvana and the cycle of suffering

I voted! And then I had to install the bsky app because alt text is totally broken in the mobile browser!

do you disavow Bluesky? wow. damn. that was quick. fair enough

POV

I’m laughing my ass off oh my God this whips

John Brown's raid on Harper's Ferry began on October 16, 1859.

tfw you're fine

PSA FOR ALL PARENTS

clocking a girl because of her soft ticking noise, delicate pointy hands, and her round face with numbers all over it

New handle, same great taste.

@nuclearanthro.bsky.social

I talked to my doctor and he said it's fine to be pissed all the time

GIVE ILHAN OMAR A GUNDAM

missile truck with an "i'm shi'a and i vote" bumper sticker

The boy has been searching for lemon poppyseed cake every time we hit the store, so I gave in and did the full oleosaccharum process while he's at church.

they should invent a Halloween party for people over thirty with depression

Ballwin folks, please stop licking the ducks, they are not like the magic toads.

btw, it was a Jenny TIghtpants post that got me to switch linux and, i shit you not, all my games ran better, I was able to get fucking Universe at War Earth Assault working on LINUX, my computer runs, like, 10-20 degrees COOLER, it's SO Good, GET LINUX

The funniest one of these I’ve seen

This is terrible!

Technically Darkseed II but I think about this line constantly:

It’s SBH, Suspicious Bastard Hypervigilance. It can’t be taught. It’s an emergent phenomenon arising from a combination of subject matter expertise, experience, knowledge of human nature, and mindset.

When you reply to me, this is who you're replying to.

"snowpiercer is trying to say that class societ-" WRONG, snowpiercer is saying that it even in the worst circumstances that it kicks ass to be on a train

@gotitatguineys.bsky.social

@buttplug.engineer Back in the old country...

conversation oubliette introverts can sit in the dark shadows and listen to the distant murmur of conversation. host occasionally lowers cheese trays and deviled eggs for them to nibble on

Soup Season.

happy ace combat day to all who celebrate

Thank you to Costco Connection Magazine for coming up with my new bio

Hope your day was better than Darwin’s, on this day 165 years ago

BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome

Is this an official communication as the bluesky head of trust and safety or a private thought? You use the same account for both so it's unclear why you're bringing this up.