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Started off my morning commute w/ an almost accident between a cyclist in a bike lane and a car making a right turn less than 3 feet in front of me (I was waiting to cross the street). It’s officially big-dark-season AND it’s rainy out. Visibility is worse right now so please be extra cautious.

Thursday is a paid holiday. Because Flavor Flav said so.

album of the morning: this mix from 1999 that came up in my youtube recommendations www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qNP...

I dont wanna play tgirl baseball but I do wanna do a moneyball for them

I'm in the music video for the new song from the Seattle tropicalia band The Cosmic Neighborhood! Check it out! It was a ton of fun to film and the band is so good! www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4TL...

broken earbuds method

via @stathead.com, throughout 122 years of world series history there have been two games in which a team scored 10+ runs and allowed 3 or fewer hits. both were the brewers (tonight and 1982 game 1)

one of the baseball games of all time

Election Officials Warn That Ballots Tied To Stray Cat Unlikely To Arrive In Time https://theonion.com/election-officials-warn-that-ballots-tied-to-stray-cat-unlikely-to-arrive-in-time/

the tampa bay rays have a second hit it is the ninth inning

hi puppy. mommy needs you to install this mdm app and this certificate authority on your phone. yes sweetie that is going to mean I can monitor and decrypt all your internet traffic. don't you trust me? why don't you trust me? are you hiding something from me sweetie? you wouldn't do that would you?

No more ring talk unless we're discussing which ring of hell treats its residents to nonstop commentary from John Smoltz.

We dont need sideline reporter storytime anymore

Ballhalla going nuts! The Golden State Valkyries are one win away from winning the #WNBA Finals in just their 2nd year in existence.

Im glad I saved this before deactivating my twitter and losing my discord where I had posted it

Supreme Allied Commander Domino’s (SACDOM)

Under 30-0 or it's free!

did tampa forget how to play baseball

internal Anthropic researchers working with an unreleased version of Claude have reportedly discovered a fifth Noble Truth

Nick Fortes to the plate, or if you're a musician, Nick ff

burrito microtransit

*BOLSONARO: FEDERAL POLICE REQUESTED I GIVE THEM MY PASSPORT

the most cat coded thing about me is that i also eat kibble from a dispenser (mine is just a mix of frosted flakes, craisins, and raisin bran)

There is a type of knife that you can use that will solve all problems.

BREAKING: Game 6 of the WNBA Finals will be held Thursday at 12:30pm ET at Atlanta’s State Farm Arena, sources told ESPN’s Ramona Shelburne. It will be a double-header with the Atlanta Hawks’ game, which will be moved to 8pm.

RIP to an incredible actor, Alfred Bester is one of my all time favorite Lawful Evil villains

This awkward situation could have been an adult conversation.