Joan Crawford’s Backhand

Good night

28 years ago.

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Every time I think I couldn’t love Larry David more, he goes and does something beautiful like this.

ROSIE: “.. I'm back in the spotlight all thanks to President Ompa J. Loompa, who is watching us this evening from inside a catering cart. You know, I couldn't have done it without you, sweetie. You brought me back just like you did with fascism and the measles." $DIS

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The Red Sox, who are having a miserable season, swept the Yankees knocking them out of first place for now, and I feel incredible despite the fact that it has no material impact on my life.

NBA is rigged! when Spurs had 29 point lead the game should have been immediately stopped and Spurs declared winner. Instead officials decides to play "4th quarter?" and Knicks "somehow" score enough baskets to win. Fraud!

The ‘90s really were the best

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I was a big Trekkie growing up, but lost track of it in my adult years. I recently started rewatching DS9, and it’s so much better than I remembered, in no small part because of Avery Brooks’ portrayal of Capt. Sisko. He brought such depth and heart and tenderness to the character.

Somewhere Andy Dick is scoffing at these lightweights while he lights his crack pipe.

The absolute fucking gall to mansplain church theology to someone with a master of divinity and a doctorate in canon law who was ELECTED BY THE COLLEGE OF CARDINALS to decide that theology.

His Holiness needs to publicly demand JD Vance renounce the administration’s grave mortal sins and do everything in his power to stop them on pain of excommunication.

To all who celebrate

Appropriate music is required for her last trip on the Playmate Plane! www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Adz...

Happy release day to me!

NEW: This isn't about "training." The two agents who murdered Alex Pretti - Jesus Ochoa and Raymundo Gutierrez - have been with Border Patrol for 8 and 12 years respectively. You can't reform CBP. Abolish ICE/CBP. www.propublica.org/article/alex...

NYC Mayor-Elect Zohran Mamdani sworn into office

😢

This is why you don’t let stupid people review movies.

WOW! AN HONOR! — GCN

DON’T WE HATE THAT!? DON’T WE WISH THEY’D JUST DIE!?

It’s bad enough the Jays didn’t forfeit before Ohtani threw his first pitch but to actually score on that pure, innocent soul is downright evil. Shame on them.

This kind of ignorant fear mongering would probably be more effective if its writer had even the slightest clue about how Congress is elected and how sessions end and begin. The idea that anyone with an iPhone can comment on government and politics without any knowledge needs to end.

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So we’re to believe someone who hated ICE wrote “anti-ICE” in ball point pen on a metal shell casing and then shot people ICE was detaining and not any ICE officers? Smells like bullshit.

Honestly if he did an anthology film with just four or five quintessential set piece scenes similar to the bar scene in Inglorious Basterds and the Crazy 88’s fight in Kill Bill, I wouldn’t hate it.

Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus

Unequivocally!

This is the guy

Kid Rock: I will no longer sell my music in California. Scott Baio: I will no longer act in California. Governor Newsom: My policies are working.

I’m thinking of letting AI melt my brain. Seems cheaper than heroin or a cult, but a lot less sex than either.

Get ready for four months of mainstream media whitewashing Eric Adams’ gross incompetence and blatant corruption and stepping up their character assassination of Mamdani.

Jessica: Gavin Newsom is speaking for a majority of Americans. There was a new Quinnipiac poll: Donald Trump -12 approval, -11 on immigration, -16 on deportation. He has taken his best issue and decimated it

It is 100% carrying water for the opposition to participate in this collective delusion that Dems for some reason need to answer for every teen who throws a rock rather than hold the Trump admin accountable for intentionally creating chaos and breaking the law to stoke violence. They are in charge.

@ruthelizabethdavis.bsky.social even in death you get better billing than me. Your stars are right on Hollywood Blvd in PRIME location. Mine is hidden around the corner on Vine in front of the Capitol Records building parking lot

Try not to laugh.

Booker 2028. He can do it.

Fuck Nazis.

I’m hopeful that this new generation really loving Parker Posey in White Lotus will take the time to discover her incredible work in the Christopher Guest movies.

Great advice that I should also take.