Prester Brown, Goblin Chad

You Can See Everything is full frontal sociopathy. It’s the Hunger Games of autism and Fraud.

YOU - I walked the land telling whores and liars of the End to come. There are 9,855 days remaining.

Once again people are getting in the way of my love for humanity.

People imagine picking up and finding *something better* is an easy solution. But how is that supposed to work, when all your time and energy goes to staying alive? You have almost nothing to set aside to actually fight your way out.

The full trailer for You Can See Everything is out today. And my first thought is that it should be required that Nathan Fielder film for 48 hrs at every tech CEO’s home.

25 years later and The Onion’s ParentCorner 9/11 explainer from immediately after the attack is a better understanding of the threat environment than the one produced by the U.S. government.

it must be so difficult to act with a character who you can’t even see. thankfully, Foghorn is just that talented

the sophie cunningham drama was created not to further trans genocide but to keep america from realizing its next gronk is a lesbian from minnesota

- KH

The various stages of press tour fatigue.

“Drunkenly masticating my neck and cheeks” you can’t get shit like this on pornhub

Actually no I don’t

The Odyssey is just “your deadbeat dad has the best explanation possible, but it’s not very realistic”.

Musk is just mad because Chef Andrés feeds starving children, including those who aren’t white

I know it’s because I’m doomscrolling too much but holy shit have YouTube recommendations gone to hell. Zero support for the creators I follow and endless page of boring garbage in their place.

HR keeps referring to “the incident” and I keep telling them they’ll have to be more specific.

“People Suck”

Not fucking with someone is a gift more people should give.

My Hobbit Hole brings all the Wizards to the door.

The White House plan of going “hey shipping crews, risk your lives because we say so” and “hey shipping and insurance companies, forgo business logic and recklessly risk your livelihood, we’re looking bad here” isn’t working. Turns out few will take on risk just to pretend Trump’s fantasy is real.

Mario, Mario, my beautiful brother. You know there's a sucker born every minute, and for the next 60 seconds, you're the chosen one.

@reckless.bsky.social now he’s escaping to the one place that hasn’t been corrupted by communism youtube.com/@realchris?s...

….shame…..parody….YOU ARE HERE

Lich McConnell

Listen I know I don't have John Darnielle's voice but how was I supposed to resist the call of doing a The Mountain Goats Steamed Hams joke? I'm one of the millions of people who got Morel Orel'd into being obsessed with No Children back in the day.

YOU - …I don't want to masturbate on the street, okay? ELECTROCHEMISTRY - Whatever, coward.

this is the official scooby doo account

Dude I saw you autosave before walking up to me whats up man we cool

this was exactly my thought too. no fitter end

Pope : with mercy and love and deep regret, i must call this a schismatic act Half of bluesky with their shirts off and earrings out ready to brawl outside applebees : GET THEIR ASSES WOOOOO

There’s no feeling just as amazing as thinking about an online reply for 5 minutes and then just realizing “Hey! I don’t have to say shit!”

Living the dream

Gangster ginger background artist I shoulda been one of those.

This is the end of pride. And I’m still trying so hard to be gay, but failing. Because all these news articles keep showing me Elon’s face. Can’t we just replace that image with two cybertrucks getting t-boned trying to drive into front door of a Muslim church?

can’t believe a narcissist is being so publicly humiliated by a reflecting pool

Proof that, in fact, Dungeons and Dragons hasn’t taken over.

YOU - I'm currently in-between names.

Some Kim Jong Un shit right here

Also something oddly relatable about a succession of contractors working on the reflecting pool being like "the last guy really screwed it up." The three certainties in life are death, taxes, and the contractor you hired for a project telling you that whoever did it the first time messed it up

People at gun ranges don't seem to like it when you scream, "Burn in Hell, Sailor Moon," when you're shooting at the target.

it must be fundamentally absurd and on some level unreconcilable to be both, 1. A devout Catholic 2. The brother of the current Pope

It’s like if Frequency had a happy ending

Fuck, now I know what happened to that weird doll that was in the sex shop window.

Meowie Antoinette