Friendly Pumpkin

I know it might sound a little bit unbelievable, but I used to be the pumpkin dipshit

I have bad ideas every day but you don't see me braggin about it

"All of you wokists complaining that it materially supports atrocities, but you're too dumb to consider: what if it's yummy??" Is this the single most The Spectator opinion ever?

ERICA CHOINKA GOP BOOKTOK NOGO, HOO HOO HOO

The guy owns the closest thing steam has to a competitor. If he believed a word of his pro-AI shit, he'd be getting ready to laugh all the way to the bank while his superior AI games ate steam's lunch. "Never interrupt your opponent when he's making a mistake" and all that. But he isn't. Weird.

Once again, every time I see this fucker I get more and more alienated from the people who watch him. He's a smug fucking slimeball, he reads like "the writers put this character in the movie so you'd know his opinion is the one for assholes." If he said things I agreed with, I'd feel insulted

perfect, no notes

this is maybe the hardest anyone's ever fucked up in the history of ohio

as one of the signatories, this is a Big Deal in Little Cincinnati

I know this is a great post because I was like "oh haha that's alan wake" before I even looked at the username

every time I see Claude's "clearly a butthole" asterisk logo I smile. They should see if Tom Cardy is willing to license "have you checked your butthole?" for a Claude TV commercial (and then he should say no, but still)

As somebody with adhd and really terrible executive function: It turns out I love my kid and could easily help him think of 3 nice things to say about himself? Imagine that. Aparna innocent.

I'm seeing a lot of people posting about the millions-strong Lula's army WhatsApp group, and I assume that means Zuckerberg is getting a swirly from the other fascist billionaires today

Disc horse hornyposting on main. I guess it was inevitable but you hate to see it. Hornyposting is for alts.

For fucks sake the cheesecake factory looks like a tacky over-decorated spoof of what someone with no style thinks of as fancy ON PURPOSE. THAT'S THE INTENT YOU AREN'T EVEN INSULTING IT WHEN YOU SAY THAT YOU'RE JUST USING BASIC PATTERN RECOGNITION AND DESCRIBING IT ACCURATELY

Even as the kind of over-privileged white male oaf who has not at any point been one of the primary targets of trump 2, just imagining describing the last 2 years as "euphoric relief" makes me want to fuckin puke

Absolutely fucking incredible to stand up like the Rockwell painting guy to say "We don't give a single shit about labor or solidarity, we just want content!!" EA should shit out a fully AI-slop mass effect and the signatories to this petition should be the only people who get it

On balance I'd probably pick Cheesecake Factory over dinner with Obama ten times out of ten but I still gotta say it's hilarious that the right thinks they're gonna get any mileage out of "He besmirched the honor of the Deliberately Tacky Palace of 4000 Calorie Meals!!"

"I did not shoot my dick off, I do not condone shooting dicks off, and frankly the Democrats are doing cynical dishonest politics by gesturing at this smoking shotgun in my hands and all the steaming fragments of my dick on the other side of the room"

Discovered something interesting just now going through Anthropic's financials- apparently you can use multiple slurp juices on a single investor

I get that it's called Glee because a high school a cappella pop chorus is called "glee club," presumably for reasons that made perfect sense to purveyors of fine brass phrenology calipers in 1887, but has anybody under 100 used the word glee for any emotion other than 'Da Joker Just Killed A Guy"?

I don't want to hear any whining about fixing certs from the information security types today. you chose to join the techno-priest caste, now shut up and perform the rites of exorcism

"I supported the party that wants to take away my job and my porn and my games and my stimulants and my chicken nuggets and my breathable air and my future generally because they laughed and clapped when I was mean to the imaginary blue haired barista in my head. The world,,, has failed me."

With the election looming, the GOP is calling in the big guns. Which means having a megachurch freak named Timmy dispatch an army of walleyed 23yo home-school casualties with YouTube diction to opposing candidates' rallies, where they will demand those candidates reject and denounce the WNBA.

"We're so very disappointed in them, we thought they were a hotbed of racists *calmly requesting* concentration camps and executions. The baying is so undignified." -the British Media, I guess

Inexplicably funny to me that the two choices for Alberta Wexit were "No" and "Ask Again Later"

The fact that it's called New Mexico is a flex on the fact that the USA stole it from Mexico. Conversely, Calling it New America implies that it is different from America, named by former Americans who wish to remember America fondly. We are ruled by people who are too stupid to be toxic correctly.