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it blows my mind that shopify can't be bothered to segment out "had their first sale" users. SHOPIFY. come on. (i've had two if we're counting 💅 catscatscatscats.com)

my mother: you don’t have an anxiety disorder me, my entire life:

For years, Project 2025 architect Russell Vought has set out to erode our system of checks and balances of power and to concentrate power in the hands of one person: President Trump. Now he’s quietly making it all happen. 🔊 Listen to this episode: propub.li/3TzIyaA

finally watched the substance. dear god, was that a mistake.

fiance: babe, have you seen my copy of house of leaves? me: no. but i guess that’s why it’s not called house of stays HAW HAW HAW HAW anyway i think the wedding is still on

should i

would you perhaps enjoy this cutie little printable booklet of copy punchups?? it prints and folds on ONE SHEET OF PAPER! a miracle of engineering that could only be possible through claude, and me yelling at claude.

oh, i guess i should put this here too: if the idea of posting on linkedin makes you want to eat your own teeth, you should come to this thing i'm doing with @alexboyd08.bsky.social tomorrow: www.linkedin.com/events/74941...

god help me, i was just writing notes by hand and started to talk to my pen to transcribe 🤦‍♀️

my darling bootstrappers - your claude copy reads like shit and everyone hates it. i can help: punchlinecopy.com/jab/

bootstrapped saas: sweating, bleeding, staying up all night, interviewing customers, changing positioning, agonizing over every word of copy 😩 enterprise saas: we changed some colors and lowercased a consonant ☺️

been having so much fun lately meeting with founders weekly or bimonthly to do punchline pairing. i have two spots left if you could use regular accountability, copy help, and creative marketing ideas for your saas! punchlinecopy.thrivecart.com/punchline-pa...

Kansas City Royals fans had 30 seconds to get the sausage bun on, and if they did, the entire stadium won free hot dogs. 🌭 Original post

My cat telling me it hasn’t eaten a single meal in 5 months after having breakfast

uninteresting: wisprflow is objectively better than superwhisper

i have made $27 from my gumroad investment this year in case you were wondering. only 37 years until i am whole

just ordered $100 of neon edge-glow acrylic because wedding planning is actually the perfect time to learn how to use a laser cutter

fun etymology time!! (not entomology - thems is bugs) 🍻 "oi" is a rousing cry, often from someone hailing from australia or the UK 😢 "oy" is a yiddish lamentation (in full, usually "oy vey") expressing concern or dismay they are pronounced the same, but they do not mean the same thing!!

pop quiz: what industry is this company in?? (you're gonna get it wrong)

Look at this graph. The share of national income going to the richest 10 percent was lowest (and share to lower 90 percent highest) when union membership was at its highest. As unions have weakened, inequality has widened. This is why we must build back union power.

this might be the best thing i have made

did you know you can make kraft mac and cheese with greek yogurt instead of milk and then say things like “this helps me hit my macros”

never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close.

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read receipts on iphone: suspicious, weird, why don't you know how to turn them off read receipts on android: adorable, pure of heart but dumb of ass, a trustworthy himbo

BREAKING: E. Jean Carroll just received Trump's $5 million — plus interest. Despite Trump's repeated attempts to block Carroll from receiving the money, $5,625,005.48 was disbursed to Carroll's legal team this week. www.ms.now/news/e-jean-...

Check out this sword stuck in a stone!!

can’t believe a narcissist is being so publicly humiliated by a reflecting pool

finally my ads reflect my lifestyle

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someone pls vibe-code an interstitial that pops up right before my inbox loads that just says "are you sure?"

one of the most fun, deep, rewarding conversations i've had in a while. thank you @typeoneerror.com and @mariepoulin.com!!

sold 2 punchup decks out of nowhere today! someone must be talking about this thing! punchlinecopy.com/deck

AI makes us faster. It doesn't make us interesting. A basic prompt produces technically correct posts with zero personality. The model hasn't bootstrapped a business, pivoted, had customer conversations, or figured out how to pay the bills. What kind of content do you want to put out there?

WHAT IS HAPPENING

psychiatrist: thinking of sticking with the zoloft? me [summoning my courage]: sure yeah. most days i feel like an alien. i just want to live with all my friends and not have to participate in capitalism. but i guess that's more like being a human, ha ha psychiatrist: cvs on south 1st still good?

which is fine if you're into that sort of thing

watching the tech industry burn out all the people i know who actually care about delivering things that aren’t perpetually broken, all at the altar of infinite velocity, is making me utterly utterly furious.

behold your semiregular reminder that you can pay me to tear down your landing page: punchlinecopy.com/jab/