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There are times when I feel like I don't have anything to look forward to, but last night I heard someone laying on their car horn with exuberance and I had a glimmering thought that It Happened

Eat your pets

Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: nom nom nom gimme dat seed corn i have to eat all the seed corn bsky.app/profile/twil...

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He did the Wise Man bowed his head solemnly dril tweet

Brings me no pleasure to say hear me out re Elizabeth holmes

"Seventy-eight of them—51 percent of the entire cohort—'committed sex offenses against children—the single largest category on the list,' the report states." Burn these agencies to the ground.

Share this post to announce that you are free from both hell AND marriage!

bloomberg has a fun article today arguing that the Cybertruck is the biggest flop in automotive history. it includes this glorious graph.

A parade in Las Vegas in July. Hmm...

Grok show me Lindsay graham bounding up to mitch McConnell on the rainbow bridge and giving him a slurp on the cheek

Can the FIFA peace prizeholder call on gianni to veto the red card

My phone asked to pair with my toothbrush via bluetooth. What are we doing I did not agree to this i need nap

Yosneiker Rivas is a top tier name for a baseball prospect

The kid working at Jack in the box has shorted me two tacos two times this week. After eating two, do I actually want two more? Maybe, but probably not! Am I going to turn around and have words at the drive thru? Lol no I'm just sharing my alpo tacos with him at this point and feel some humanity

I think it's neat that people bemoan the hollowing of journalism at large are also aghast if a news pieces fails to acknowledge there's a Cheeto in the white house

this would be an amazing way for It to happen

Bonesmash myself it's all gravy, but bonesmash a gator skull in the Everglades and I'm cancelled, what the hell

Project Male Hairy, is that anything

Had to doublecheck the date on this

PAULIE: So da cah's on fire, and deah's no drivah at da wheel? TONY: And da sewahs ah are muddied wid a thousand lonely suicides. SILVIO: An' a dahk wind blows. PAULIE: Oof, Maddon'!

we’re trapped in the belly of this horrible machine, and the machine has a tummy ache :(

The drive-in will never die

The average American pays more than $5k a year to support militarism and its support systems. Ok, right, but could we... not? What benefit are we getting to bury a school of little kids in rubble while we eliminate food security programs or siphon it to fly by night NGOs

I'm gonna do BlueSky's favorite hobby of projecting my own issues onto another person with no evidence that these circumstances apply and it wouldn't excuse it if it did. He had anxiety about releasing them. Mental health is important, Sharon.

Saw this and it’s just wild

hearing reports that Henry Ford's grand cross of the German eagle was conferred to Trump at the Dearborn plant visit

crispin deglover

A friend in baseball once told me: It's amazing how far away spring training feels on Dec. 31 ... And how close it feels on Jan. 1 Just to prove that ... The first spring training game of 2026 is 7 weeks from today! Feel warmer yet?

Winter Light (1963, dir: Bergman)

Modest Mouse: The Ocean Drugs and Drugs by Sea (b-sides and rarities, 1994-2001)

BREAKING: Striking workers are currently storming Tesla showrooms in Paris, demanding higher taxes on the ultra-wealthy. (🎥 Luc Auffret)

But have we considered that he really really wanted that bag of cash

www.vice.com/en/article/b... Hmmm...

The first piece of advice I give to those interested in beginning an art collection: just follow your heart toward works that speak to you

We must preserve the US Postal Service because UPS or FedEx would never do this.

The bottom line is the Permian-Triassic extinction event that killed around 90% of all life on this planet. The red line is our current trajectory. These. Are. Not. Normal. Times.

new favorite way to break out of the algorithmic rut that music recommendation algorithms can put me in: people spinning vintage vinyl in long sessions on YouTube www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhbh...

PBS and WGBH Frontline dropped an absolute all-time banger tonight with the Trump's Power and the Rule of Law doc. Pauly attent, history is watching youtu.be/28sQyweAPRs?...

Mike Davis needs to visit a goddamn lemonade stand

Find it galling how vociferously a certain group of people are claiming that God called the little girls home. I get the importance of clinging to a sliver of comfort, but it is grossly dismissive of the families' right to grieve and disavows any duty we have to make the world a better place. Idk

Shooting from the hip

thought they already announced the running man reboot

I just really, really, really want to watch the next Federalist Society meeting where they have to pretend Jeanine Pirro is a serious, good choice. TAKE IT FEDERALISTS THAT’S RIGHT, TAKE IT ALLLLLLLL

ahhhhhh (dats me yellin)