Important reminder that the democrats not wanting to round up this administration and its lackeys and persecute them for the literal endless murders they’ve committed is an endorsement of it.
i moved to a new state and don't know anyone on the ballot and well does anybody have an easy to search resource on whether or not a given politician, particularly in state offices, has taken a position on whether or not trans kids can play sports
you won't let me place the order early so i have to pay for rush shipping? except rush shipping is slower? dawg i just want my cat's daily medicine before she fucking runs out
I'd love to talk to some queer Texas voters, voters from outside Houston/Dallas/Austin and especially voters from South Texas, about what it's like to participate in this election. Do you feel represented? Are the issues you care about being talked about enough?
Get in touch!
*enormous, rumbling sigh, it just keeps going and even starts to get louder, the walls begin to shake, you soon wonder if it's even coming from my throat at all, no, it is the sigh of the entire earth*
by that i mean i was zooted om adderall and thinking of posts 20x a day which actually if i think about it is probably still less than what some of y'all do on a slow day. or in your sleep.
How the Grinch Stole Christmas is a timeless classic but Halloween is Grinch Night is for the gays. It finally answers the question "what if the Grinch was a sassy old queen with the powers of an ancient god?" and it's perfect. youtu.be/ygSEkwRCQPM?...
Heidi Wong's Halloween costume (instagram) is as the Shimmer from the Annihilation movie, with a purse using my novel. Really clever, looks good affixed to the purse.
RFK decided to once again target maskers in a speech, laughing about going to LA and seeing people driving in their cars while masked. And I want to make sure people know that studies have shown that the reason someone might wear a mask in their car is that it's none of your fucking business.
LOVE TO PROVIDE FRESH WATER FOR MY CAT 🥹 she drinks so much of it 🥹 sip sip sip sip sip sip sip sip sip sip sip sip sip sip sip
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We tried "everyone is entitled to an opinion" for three straight decades and all we have to show for it is four thousand cases of measles and a death cult running the government. It's time for people who don't know what they're talking about to shut the fuck up.
Just got the o-fish-ial first copy of my second book, “why sustainable seafood matters!” After years of research, writing, and edits, it’s an amazing feeling to hold it in my hands! You can get your own copy, available for preorder now and coming out in November.
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the thing about brushing your teeth in the shower is that it doesn't save any time and uses more water but it *sounds* like an elite efficiency hack so it's exactly the kind of thing certain guys will be proud of doing
"do you have an e-collar at home? do you think you can get her to wear it?
oh by the way here is her regular collar, she pulled it off while we were examining her."
think you've got your answer to that one
once again thinking about titanium court. more of you should play that game. easily game of the year if you like magic, are a clown, and/or are a criminal.
seeing You Can See Everything in a sold-out theater actually was awesome. people were laughing so much, a guy booed the first cybertruck that came on screen.
normally i prefer a solipsistic movie experience but this one fully crossed over into a community event.
thanks to the discoveries of music scientist John Cage, we now know that there's actually only ever been one song for all of human history. fortunately, most of the song is considered "pretty good"
super weird nightmare last night - wasn't scary at all? i was just having a really good time with cool people? i almost feel like we need a new word for that