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Over. My. Dead. Body.

Turns out there IS crying in baseball. Gonna miss Mike Krukow and to Kuip, you got this. #sfgiants

Doesn’t Hell get a turn?

I know you're not allowed to say this during the current debate, but the reason the left dominates academics, art, comedy, and music is that the right has stupid, discredited ideas, they're not funny, and dull resentment does not make for good art. No grand conspiracy required.

These MF couldn’t put on a half decent elementary school carnival.

When people tell me I need to find Jesus I ask them “Hunky or Renewable?

To my Pride folks. You are loved. There ain't no other you. You are so fierce you got these wockaflockas shook and whatnot. Go on with yo' bad selves.

🤖 95.7 The Game 🔁 by Lou Seal (Luigi Francisco Seal) Lou Seal is here with his mom ❤️ 🥹

This is a Christian Koss appreciation post. #sfgiants

Justin Jones. Your name will be in history books.

Saw Bruce in 85 at the LA Coliseum with my late uncle Ron. Last show of the Born in the USA tour. I was a Freshman in high school. The older I get the more I appreciate having seen that show. Thanks uncle Ron.

Remember when Dan Quayle misspelled a word and it was the end of his political career?

I dunno. If the Artemis crew doesn’t do the no-hands push-up thing I’m not going to count this mission as a success.

Fuck the Yankees

The first Clapper commercial was literally people in bed clapping to turn off a lamp that was two inches from their heads. I blame this level of unquestioned laziness for part of the decline of humanity. Fuck you, Clapper. And also why don’t have one in this moment? *reaches angrily

Hey let’s do all the dicking around during the bottom half of the innings.

Would be cool if @netflix.com mentioned a goddamn Giant in this intro.

The boos!

They fucked with the Green Day performance I guarantee it.

Who do I want to win the Super Bowl? Green Day and Bad Bunny.

Yesterday takes the whole “good guy with a gun” theory of public safety and throws it straight into the trash forever I hope.

Man, I bet the NRA is going to be furious when they hear that jack-booted thugs from the federal government executed a law-abiding citizen for exercising his Second Amendment right to carry a handgun. Any second now, I'm sure. He was a white guy, if that helps? Hello? NRA?

The dumbest guy at your high school who failed Civics class and didn’t even graduate is currently making $100k to carry a gun and use it with complete impunity. That is Trump’s ICE.

no greenlander ever called me a libtard

The national anthem can get fucked. Fascist ass behavior to perform it in front of every sporting event.

People waiting for engraved invitations. 🤝 Dudes with lasers.

For a culture that loves true crime mysteries and "who dunnit" stories, the national curiosity about the crimes committed by Epstein's friends sure is lacking.

Good for them.

START THAWING YOUR TURKEY NOW YOU ARE WELCOME.

If you know anyone who is still a staunch Trump supporter, even after all this, I would keep them away from any kids this Thanksgiving.

Guy seething with jealousy: Well, I think the normal sky is already pretty cool

This Veterans Day, I’m thinking of the millions of Americans who have served in uniform — and how our government is failing them right now. Words aren’t enough, we need actions. Fund the VA. Fund mental healthcare. And end endless wars.

Shoutout to the old bastard who collapsed in the Oval Office the other day. Have not heard a single thing about how he’s doing or what caused the collapse. Not that I’m overly concerned but I think it’s kind of darkly comical.

By tomorrow someone will be referring to the election results as an insurrection. Watch.

@giantbot.bsky.social Made orange and black Vi-Tai’s in honor of Tony joining the Giants.

🤖 Lou Seal (Luigi Francisco Seal)

A friend in Corvallis, Oregon sent me this one 🤣 #NoKings

It blows my mind that almost every single person I grew up with and almost every single person I served with voted for this and support this wholeheartedly. Cutting all those people out of my life was a necessity and I’m glad I did.

the people who told us to calm down because Roe was settled law are the same people now telling us to calm down because the military would never open fire on Americans

The Generals that do resign (despite what they said) will be mercilessly attacked at the highest levels as woke and that shit will not sit will with those still serving with stars on their shoulders and decades in the service years in combat and bus loads of dead buddies.

The most disappointing thing for me when I visited the Louvre was that none of its doors had slats

Finally watching the original Star Trek series for the first time ever. On episode 10 of season 1. Loving it. Can appreciate it in a way that younger I couldn’t so I’m glad I waited. So far I am unimpressed with the security protocols on the Enterprise because they keep beaming up freaks.

Dr waiting room playing modern country and holy fuck this shit is unlistenable.

It’s a terrible bill. It will literally kill people. The most vulnerable among us will suffer as the wealthiest benefit. It’s perverse. I wish there were something I could do. But alas, I am only a U.S. Senator from Alaska whose “no” vote would kill the bill. So I voted yes. You get it.

A painkiller for what ails ya.