Good Canadian Boy Brad

oh i get it. its like the world series of poker but for baseball

Drummond got the Roman Reigns veneers

Did everyone in your screening of You Can See Everything instinctually sit through the entire credits, just processing what we all saw too?

LeBron James will be commuting from New York to Philly in the flying Tesla

It's not "calling for mass violence" to say that an appropriate response to "I'm going to kill you and your loved ones" is "you can try, fucker."

This is in the hall of “Great Summer Sunday Afternoon movies”

This post coming up is my opportunity to mention that Mario Andretti was born in what is now modern day Croatia and Guenther Steiner is from South Tyrol

Hooting and hollering

Suck shit braves

you have been visited by "Le Boulanger Quebecois" repost to receive his blessing

The Conglomoration rules so much

Kirk Herbstreit is a dumb guy’s idea of a good footbal analyst. His whole personality is white middle aged dog owner from Ohio. You could have Claude provide commentary for a game and it would be as insightful

ABS WALKOFF

Spotted the bears two turnovers and they only got three points. I’m leaving here with something

Being a guy who sorta looks like Ditka must be like winning the lottery in Chicago

What if I’ve only heard “choosin Texas” from a 2 second snippet on my FYP before I scroll right past whatever video someone has made for their boyfriend holding a fish in front of their squatted truck?

Got a Kalshi ad on my fyp that said “the Dallas cowboys are one of the most underrated teams and they’re my pick to win the NFL championship” and it had me reacting like that German who saw Fassbender hold up three fingers wrong in inglorious basterds. Couldn’t have been more obviously AI.

imagining Trump reacting to Baba O’Riley like he’s Joe Pera

Never in doubt. Go Birds 😎

Kevin Patullo belongs in jail for what he did to the birds

Saw the odyssey and recently started reading Wilson’s translation of the Iliad. Diomedes is probably my favorite hero just because it’s basically like “here’s a guy who rules and nothing bad ever happens to him.” He’s basically like Lt. Spears from Band of Brothers

Coach Taylor on tv again and the horns knocked off Ohio state. Texas is back

I would love for Keith to define what he thinks woke is

Bill called Pablo a hack and now he’s gonna go to jail over sports betting meanwhile Pablo looks like the greatest sports journalist of all time

As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.

I heard this post in Jeremy Clarkson’s voice

Is this where I mention I used to watch McHale’s Navy a lot as a kid?

Here's the official announcement of Parton's passing from her reps, along with the request that in lieu of flowers, the family asks for donations to be made to Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library at www.imaginationlibrary.com

Employing the solid snake conversation method of just repeating the last part of a sentence as a question in my Network Security Concepts course and it’s making it appear as though I’m more engaged than I actually am

LMAOOOOOOOOOO somebody finally asked the transphobes if they know any WNBA players besides and NOPE

Natalie I know what you're thinking right now and you're absolutely right: if you can't have him, why should anyone

The Orlando City Century of Humiliation will continue

The Toronto Tempo looked at the ongoing right wing bullshit against the WNBA and said, “Here is a she/they turtle given unto thee.”