stuart

Ok, I've been unemployed/underemployed for 3 months now and I'm not too proud to beg if it's for my daughter's benefit. Thanks gofund.me/f98a820ca

you keep saying this election is the most important one ever like you've failed to make a single achievement that can't be rolled back in 24hrs and it's making me 🎵ner-vous🎵

A new survey of 1,000 American adults found that the strongest supporters of transgender sports bans are not the people who admire women most: they are the people who hold the most hostile views about women. www.helenwebberley.com/news/transge...

what is the earliest console game that lets you pick non-binary and please tell me it's not fucking austin powers for game boy color of all things

white bean stew, onions, garlic, lemon juice, parmesan rind, white wine vinegar, charred broccoli florets as topping

unless ethan kleins wife is going to release an entire album about how awful he is I'm not interested

anyone have a highly illegal stream of the Villa City game

"[Our research] found: - Every additional 100kg of vehicle weight was associated with a 6% increase in odds of pedestrian fatality; - Every additional 10cm of height was associated with an 11% increase in odds of pedestrian fatality. " theconversation.com/big-us-style...

the variety of crisps, chips and snacks

You have to laugh at the sheer insanity of Turning Point UK being found to be organising literal contract killings and paid agitation at protests up and down the country and it barely even raises a flicker across the press. If that isn't 'terrorism' on some level I don't really know what is

comrade burnham?

in bed sick watching John Adams and his autistic frenemies

RIP, they were enjoying an ayahuasca silent disco at Checkpoint Gideon until Hamas took their young lives

people keep bringing these on the bus and saying they are so good with kids

just logged onto twitter and got the same disorienting sensation you get on a passenger ferry bar in rough seas

if you don't stop asking daddy for snacks I'm piloting this entire craftworld into the eye of terror

least evil florida cop probably

just occurred to me that Russell Brand is evil Austin Powers

Gribble family scenario

I'm like The Joker but just for HR

*book review from 1890 -More like "The Picture of Dorian Gay"

a huge feature of how things work is a reservoir dogs guns pointed at each other "no one is really accountable for anything or we all are" deal. The biggest proof of this will be when nothing happens to Trump or his guys for fear of whetting the public's appetite for justice.

imagine your initials were BJ the day they invented blowjobs

toddler has a preferred brand of oat milk ("nice milk")

hard to convey but he's doing the Mussolini parody monologues from Captain Corelli's Mandolin

Indian delivery guy just gave me a full on bow in thanks for me letting him in the building

protein doritos is an oxymoron

sainsburys have revolutionised meal deals with hot spinach and feta filo rolls *as a snack not a main*

reading this pondering

Arteta's sludgeball is going to be painful this season

occasionally you hit an age milestone of "you now find previously uninteresting famous person attractive" and I just hit my Penelope Keith era

remember the KFC's fuckable colonel? He has full blown AIDS now

We did it.

actually fully agree that sunlight on your taint is probably pretty good for you, just probably not 7 days a week in a public place

me unable to think of what to cook then an adam ragusea video appears on my feed

reading this knowing rudimentary Swedish

like scorpions, they absorb UV light

at best, crossing the American border was always an aggressive and degrading experience, and no one wants to risk ending up in a concentration camp for some arbitrary reason for a long weekend in new york

*2016 voice let's get this bread

I predict by 2028 the WH Press Secretary will look like Lolo Ferrari