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this dykey dad is here to drink all yer beers

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another #Monday #aewdynamite

Refs clearly got money on the lions winning.

Violent Femmes as described by a Boston sportswriter.

Thank you to the driver of this Ford Explorer for making my day.

A couple of days ago I found a really cute shirt with Vivi riding on a Chocobo which I really liked, until I looked closer and realized that it was very likely entirely AI made 😭 so FUCK THAT. I'm making my own version!!! 😤😤😤

We saw Weird Al's last tour stop on Saturday and I immediately started theory crafting that Al is secretly part of the Death Riders as he made his entrance through the crowd.

Why call it friends with benefits when mutual laid was right there?

Protestors Criticized For Looting Businesses Without Forming Private Equity Firm First https://theonion.com/protestors-criticized-for-looting-businesses-without-fo-1843735351/

If enough Chicks use Dude Wipes we have a real chance of overturning the patriarchy.

liking the beatles is legal again in 2026

1 like = 1 scritch

Vibes.

would someone mind dumping a gallon of apple juice on whatever rack this thing lives on

Murders in the Rude Morgue by Edgar Ska-llen Poe

The last time the Milwaukee Brewers were in the World Series you could get 12 8-track tapes for only a dollar through The Gorman Thomas Tape Club®.

this is why you should have to be at least 90 years old to run for president. these people haven’t even really found their footing yet. let them navigate their way through what’s known as the “aimless eighties” before taking on the job

The richest team in baseball lost to a guy who needed the health insurance send skeet

Ayy I’m a psychic

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1 like = 1 fuck the Dodgers

Wild that Jake Bauers, who has had several great at-bats this series and just hit a two-run homer to put the Brewers on top, is playing baseball because America can’t be bothered to enact national health insurance.

Oh cool. I’m anxious as hell about swiftly approaching the age my dad was when he died. It never ends.

Funland (VHS) : 4143s

Dad woulda been 69 today. Nice.

system alert

good luck putting a virus on my Linux computer. *I* can't even put put anything on my Linux computer 😏

missed National Coming Out Day. but came across this screenshot of the mass email i sent 12 years ago!

Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately https://theonion.com/nation-s-indigenous-people-confirm-they-don-t-need-spec-1839033177/

prefer analogue CDs, the sound is much warmer