RayReichmann

Working today, footballs at Gillingham, at least it's out of the rain

Love this fake court sketch of tiny tears Tommy Robinson doing the rounds. Top work whoever did it.

Mistress into her pyjamas for the winter..

Health messages on cigarette packets have worked. We should do the same with betting shops. A third of the frontage should have a big yellow on black sign saying "We're still in business because you keep on losing. You're all losers."

My latest obsession is the graffiti that has popped up at West Denton in Newcastle

Had another great days gliding

Gliding holiday evening view.

Incredible two posts to see back-to-back

Eventually clawed my way up to 14000' a fun, if windy day.

Away gliding in Northumberland, so, last night.

So, the tory "wunderwaffe" brittania dome is also in collaboration with the Netherlands?. Should be called "Dutch Cap", proto fascists have missed a trick again.

Hammering it into an open goal like Jude Bellingham against a team of 12-year-olds.

Manchester City cheated Premier League rules, the Commission found. Did it also cheat HMRC? We've examined the decision and leaked Mancini documents. We think City likely failed to pay £12m in tax. There should be a criminal investigation. Thread:

Three years ago tonight, I was in the presence of the most remarkable supercell thunderstorm that I have ever had the privilege of witnessing. For over an hour, I watched it dance beneath the starts, spinning like a top. Mother nature will never cease to amaze, inspire, and humble me.

Palestinian children watch The Lion King in Gaza. Photo: Omar Ashtawy

The Law of the Internet says that every time you see this story, you have to share it. And here we are again.

The crypto billionaire who gave millions to Reform leader Nigel Farage is also a big supplier to US military operations. Farage recently became a big crypto booster. What does this new revelation mean for his future plans?

In 1971, Daniel Ellsberg leaked The Pentagon Papers exposing the lies told to the public about the disastrous Viet Nam war, forever becoming a hero in history. Now... someone PLEASE leak #TheEPSTEINFiles & end the biggest coverup scandal of all-time! 🙏

Do not go gentle into that good night. Rage, rage against the dying of the light. Dylan Thomas

Beige and pleasant land.

Let battle (with the elements) commence

The picture on the front of Reform's policy is of HMS Ocean on the River Thames in 2012. It was sold by to the Brazilian navy in 2018. Turns out you can judge a book by its cover.

Found a floral place to stop this morning

Stopped for breakfast by the canal, nice morning for it.

While scoping out some power in the car for a dash cam, found a tracker, probably the previous owner, just hoping they cancelled the subscription...

German broadcast. Nailed it

Marked as *safe*from whining about England's performance or manager for the next fucking four years, or ad infinitum.

I was cooler out on my two hour cycle this morning than I am now..

Practically a cake walk.

One for @andyparmo.co.uk ..

Reform U.K. is for people who have tattoos of their children but not custody of them.

Towpath users 0 Posh Ducks 1 Zero fucks given..

Nice, cool, early morning cycling, now, it's time for breakfast

Found a Cafe open at Tissington, very hot so, had a hot chocolate

Parsley Hey cafe shut, wtf?

Ignored my own advice and hit the Tissington trail.. Hot but not too bad.

This

Who won the world cup then? Apart from FiFA's bank account?

Nothing says more than "Happy Birthday Reichmann" than shovelling horse manure around the garden.

Expensive mistress, more fixing done

Reichmann marked as safe from cycling...

Bit thundery, rainy looking outside. Fuck it, I'm going out for a cycle.

Continuous rumbling thunder here, not cooler though

I’ve been reading a lot about the end of the Roman republic recently, and the slide of that empire into imperial monarchy. The stamping of the leader’s face on coins, colossal statues and a reworking of the forum. But even Augustus didn’t build himself a ballroom-fortress.