RealityMinus3 & Zeke Rat

the united pilots said i could fly the plane ! >squeak< >squeak< >squeak< i told them they were better than delta >squeak< they went red and said that was quite the compliment in atlanta >squeak<

Name a piece of comic art that occasionally wanders into your head unannounced and makes you smile. #comics

Touchdown in LHR 🙌🏻 Now the long slog back to 'Philly. (Ooft)

SEA-EWR-LHR. We are being deported back to Wales ☹️ I have trading card stories! But we're taxiing now, so, later. The more I do it the more I dislike flying. I love you. 💙✌🏻 DFTBA 🖖🏻🖖🏻

BANGS!! ARE THAT ON WHICH THE WORLD HANGS!! 🎵

Mail early, or use an official ballot drop box where available. If mailing close to your deadline, ask for a hand postmark at the post office counter.

Attn: USPS changes mean your ballot may not be postmarked the same day you mail it. Don’t wait until Election Day! Deadlines vary by state. Some require ballots to ARRIVE by Election Day, not just be postmarked.

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“The internet is a store but it used to be a library” hits me like a slug to the chest

Saturday night, time to do this

Pie? Piece o' pie? We got good hamburgers youtu.be/mK2YA6sPvmQ?...

Can anybody stand up? Dispose of the villainousness? Save us, save us We can't break the spell We can't leave this hell

skulls, seemingly their only vital part

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I need a confidant who can see past my faults And take the time to save me from myself

Ginger!—what the devil is ginger? Sea-coal? firewood?—lucifer matches?—tinder?—gunpowder?—what the devil is ginger, I say

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aaaaaaaaahhhh ! ! >squeak< >squeak< >squeak< #streetcredzekerat

E&Z on the loose in Madison I asked for apple but she gave me pumpkin. I didn't correct her. It is very good pie. My gamble paid off.

On National Poetry Day, here’s a short poem about the power of poetry to change the world.

Why are they called vaccines and not immunition

biscuits ! ! >squeak< >squeak< >squeak<

@dj-microbe.bsky.social

Excuse me, what kind of ham?? #Wisconsin #BadgerState

“C’mon, c’mon—it’s either one or the other.”

Thread. This was a journey. Literally.

I mean, I think I'm just "'AI' Exasperated."

The pirate alphabet has only ten letters: Aye-aye Arrrrr and the seven seas 🏴‍☠️

I mean ... you had me at W. C. Fields

Inside of it is a faith hugger

Still thinking about con-chord vs conquered

Hi, I forgot your name, whatever

Nice campaign by the Norwegian Consumer Council about the declining lifespan of products. Enjoy!

we 've been stabbed ! >eek< >eek< >eek< (... against flu ,covid , y. pestis >eek< )