Connor Mpregger

men have always been pretty questionable but imo not enough people have really wrapped their heads around how thoroughly the internet has cooked men's brains over the last ~15 years.

Queer coach things: have to unmatch two fighters from an event because it turns out they're dating Call that heated CTE

[flustered costanza voice] george is walkin' away from omelas!!!

this is cute but why yuritober and not janyuri

then you get home from working a long shift and elmer fudd tells you his last two pregnancies aren't even yours

They're not going to do this tho because they are either apathetic to or hostile towards us. Lots of y'all understand "Democrats are not your friend" but not yet "Democrats are your enemy".

dark ageplay where she takes my nose and watches me suffocate....

DAMAGED LEDGER - Two octopuses are smiling, reaching their tentacles toward each other in the coloured pencil drawings. The tickets permit access to a zoo in Revachol East. The aquarium costs extra -- they let you go there too. You should go and kill yourself there.

this is the explicit language of MLK, Malcolm X, Lenin, so many revolutionaries, that all revolutionary movements must engage in self-purification to weed out regressive and self-defeating reactions

"when fighting fascists, watch you dont become TOO worried about fascism" wut?????? if u think fascism is bad, dont permit it under any circumstance. god libs have killed us all.

me when I have to work

Let's rock with our cock.

@museum-of-twitter.bsky.social

Actual twitter screenshots are OUT Fake-ass yet alarmingly realistic twitter cartoon "screenshots" are IN

Two battery mod

www.instagram.com/p/DeAVdLKDcqN/ one I won narrowly

4-1 for gold in light heavy and silver in heavy

Dreamed I had to go in the Forsky Building and the entrance was a giant sculpture of a foreskin. Also dreamed I said "I'm ol' narmin' slarmin' bob." so they put a gun to my head so I said "ol' narmin' slarmin' Bob's in trouble!"

A.I. and corporate lingo are dragging language ynto drugged realmes of vague, airy, plastic nothingnesse: glitz and hyperbole wythout meaning. Language must have fur and clawes, make the floorboardes creake and leave wet dirtye footprintes. Wordes are rayne and fyre and stone. Wielde them. Save us.

I loved the baru cormorant books but my main qualm with the series is that its not titled like other contemporary queer fantasy. Quick attempt to fix it...

"Liberals" behind totally normal about this

not only is he right but america also conducts al qaeda and literally put them into government in syria

Ed Sheeran saying "I'm in love with the shape of you" while looking at a map of Greater Israel

Maybe they don't because the things you believe are delusional

Playing enderal, which has some really good and actually sad story beats where characters die, but unfortunately it's a skyrim mod so when they do they all let out a cry and like do a backflip, which undermines the pathos a lot

i need people to start responding to questions about trans women in sports with "what the hell is wrong with you?? why do you care about this all of a sudden? why do you want to impose insane, invasive rules just to stop some 8th grader from hanging out with her friends after school" at the minimum