Squeaky Cheetah

Bluesky has four kinds of users

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An astrology reminder

The live streaming execution is not happening after all because the administration and political party that always sides with pedophiles and rapists does not want to come off as inhumane.

Fuck CBS I mean I don't like the other big 4 channels either, but fuck CBS particularly

Yes the article confirming the post is on Reuters, it is behind a paywall tho.

I'm still laughing

Zelenskyy: “Don’t attack us. Don’t kill our children. We will stop attacking your diesel. I think it’s a fair deal.”

Your children are much safer in the company of drag queens than: 1. Pastors or priests; 2. Republican men; 3. Billionares; and 3. Frat boys.

4:15am is optimal potato time. I will not be taking any questions.

Gentlepeople, I do believe this Jack Smith individual is a BAMF.

Wait, when did mullets come back? This is actually the worst timeline now.

We might "get back to our senses" as a nation sooner than later. However, no one will truly trust us, or look at our country as a leader in anything, ever again (or not for a long time).

Ok, this is clever. Also, I don't even live in Michigan.

Why would we not want Europes help? Are we… protecting someone? www.washingtonpost.com/world/2026/0...

there has to be a way for someone to make a fake superpac to get billionaires to funnel money into, only instead of using it to influence elections, they use it to build houses or something. like, scamming the scammers is the only way to get out of this

May I reiterate that Trump is out of his fucking mind. He is a menace to society. 

"Stop going to dumb ass wars". - Abdul El-Sayed

REMEMBER: They all knew.

I stand with Dr. Anthony Fauci …because I value EVIDENCE over conspiracy, DATA over rumors, and SCIENCE over politics. No public official is beyond criticism, but there’s a difference between honest scientific guidance and misinformation. I’ll choose evidence EVERY time. #medsky #publichealth

I hate HATE h-a-t-e the term "force multiplier" - Once I see you use it, my brain has already "logged off" of your comment. Of course, this probably applies to hundreds of "jargon phrases" people use on LinkedIn.

Truth, the last two printers I have owned in the last 15 years were both Brother. I gave one away. The current one still prints well even tho it "needs toner" pssssh.

ALL PRINTERS ARE BASTERDS - dashare.zone ADMIN

They doing Dr. Fauci a dirty. Of course they are though, why wouldn't they? A perfect but very temporary distraction.

Apparently, this "account" has been "blocked" and on the verge of "next day deletion" for MONTHS AND MONTHS AND MONTHS. I am so glad the totally awesome and legitimate "Cloud Secure" service is looking out for me and keep giving me "extensions". WHAT DO?

When a politician dies we see a lot of hagiographies about them. If you mention they were a terrible person IRL, you get chastised. My feeling? If you don't want people to talk shit about you after you die, don't be shitty when you're alive.

People who leave their used nicotine pouches in urinals are absolute savages.

TGIF.......and on Friday, We Dance 🎸🎵💃🕺

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Couldn't agree more ...

Pick a Bond villain from the photos you already have on your phone (if you feel like it)

A Path to Justice — A cartoon by Nick Anderson

Smartwatch reminder: Time to get up and be active! Me: *SNEEZING FIT* Smartwatch: Great job staying active!

My actual parents

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

We're living in an episode of Arthur, yet it's not a wonderful kind of day, because Muffy grew up & bought all the newspapers as to ghostwrite their editorials:

think of the landlords

Adjusting to new SWE techniques? Leveraging AI in my workflow? Learning how new modern services and products work? None of that is that hard for me. Trying to teach yourself not to put two spaces after a period anymore IS the fucking hardest thing for a 55 year old to learn.

There’s literally always a tweet.

DEVIL - dashare.zone ADMIN

I love all these critical notifications from very real and not totally fake whatsoever "Cloud Services Inc." in my spam folder which generally contains important emails and not stuff I should delete (along with all those critical "Enlarg3 Y0ur P3N1S" emails)

Happy Confederate Surrender Day from Minnesota where we still have your goddamn flag and we’re not giving it up. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/28th_Vi...

Classic Hit Video Game Wolfenstein 3D #comic

texting random phones with HERE IS THE SECURITY CODE YOU REQUESTED, NEVER SHARE THIS CODE WITH ANYONE FOR ANY REASON and then it's just the number three