Rich

A tune I made on.soundcloud.com/FSVdVkMNdnwc...

eBay users! Don't ignore today's email, even though it looks like a boring standard update to the User Privacy Notice. They want to use your data to train AI models. If you click the link over the words "the right to object", it takes you to a page with a toggle button letting you opt out.

Some guy named Grimbo Skeez right before he slams a podracer into a cliff at 800mph

Why not submit an opinion and expose your ignorance of a) filming locations during a specific time period, b) Monty Python

Astrophotographer Adam (AJ) Smadi caught this image a few hours ago from Washington state. A thin crescent Moon, sunlight illuminating the rugged lunar surface. And 2,400 times farther away—and on the other side of the Sun—mighty Jupiter, and its moons Io (left) and Ganymede (right).

Today’s poem is called ‘Love Excels’.

Bluey Theroux As requested by Alex Charles Painted on Microsoft Paint

𝚂𝙾 𝙵𝚁𝙴𝚂𝙷. 𝚂𝙾 𝙲𝙻𝙴𝙰𝙽.

Alright. When do we acknowledge that Djed Spence has been the standout player (other than Bellingham, obvs) for England? He’s fully Trevor Sinclair’d it and I for one respect that a whole lot of

Really good point here about players cooling down during a 30min halftime. Not only a player welfare issue, but the quality of the game may suffer as they start again from cold. It’s such a bad idea it’s mind boggling

Turns out, really good advice

Reform U.K. is for people who have tattoos of their children but not custody of them.

Saying the loud part out louder.

This is because they’re in their 20’s and literally can’t afford to forget shampoo, or they’re the second type of gym man who simply does not need it

Boooo oil state dictatorship sports washing!

Faaakin’ ‘ell! That’s a good XI. Dowman on the bench to get a movie made about him. MLS about to increase his value by ~£50m. Gyokeres to bully some tired legs. It’s so on. We can do this. UTA!

Thanks, Vonnegut. 💜

If you told me 22 years ago I’d have to wait 22 years. AMAZING

Well played Granit 🥰

We love you, Bournemouth

The Arsenal. Your Premier League champions.

Perfect. No notes

You're probably wondering just how metric my socket set is

Thought I'd try a little miniature tribute to the amazing, inspiring artist Ralph McQuarrie, I've always loved his work and thought I'd tackle an illustration he did for Empire Strikes Back and replicate it using figures, practical effects, miniatures, lighting & cotton wool for snow. #photography

Ah man, the new Infowars is exceptional so far

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Is it, though?

Woke up from a dream (Nightmare?) this morning. The toy that was all the rage with the kids was “my little Tony” dolls. I had to exorcise this thought, I'm so sorry.

Someone has never watched League

Hard to argue. What happened to Caroline Flack should’ve stopped this shit happening forever

👏

The entire article should just be the subtitle

Adults being cunts about the children’s story Harry Potter has been going on for a quarter of a century at least.

What a fucking hit. Eze has this shit in his locker like no one else on the team

You see his celebration for/with Gyokeres, you see how he takes and celebrates his goal - the kid is ready for it all. Holy shit

MAX DOWMAN. 16 YEARS OLD. ETCH THAT INTO EMIRATES HISTORY, ARSENAL HISTORY, PREMIER LEAGUE HISTORY!

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One of the greatest bollard walks in history. #WorldBollardAssociation

100% true

Actually impossible to have ears and enjoy music if you’re not constantly praising The Beatles. Amazing anyone still makes music when it was done and finished in the 1960’s

Anyone claiming to hate the Beatles has heard the music of the Beatles and doesn’t like it.

@sirpaintalot.bsky.social Doing work for the FT now?

Fuck and… off, a very long way, off a cliff, into the sea to be trapped in a cave and drown.