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Future MLB closer

Vivek looks like if a serial killer made a muppet out of human skin.

Saged the whole house and instantly, as soon as the sage extinguished, I smelled my mom. So strong. She didn’t smell like sage. She smelled like gardenia and hairspray and talc.

He’s a bot

The streets it is

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Everyone is 12

What a sick, sad world in which we live. SMH. Literal despair at the psychic abuse being perpetrated against SA victims right now. We live in literal hell and the only thought that keeps me going is that someone will eventually pay for this shit.

I’m sorry but I was indoctrinated pretty thoroughly by Roman Catholicism as a child and that man is the devil or directly devil adjacent.

An explosive scandal in Charlotte, NC has exposed CMPD officers sending deeply disturbing racist texts, allegedly competing over targeting Black residents. With officers resigning and the NAACP calling for absolute accountability, federal investigators are now stepping in.

Look at the difference in his face. He has aged 25 years in one year. Some fucking arc of the covenant Indiana jones type shit.

The LAPD marched on journalists after they captured footage of them arresting an injured protestor outside of an ICE concentration camp on No Kings: Vote Early. I’m 50501’s National Press Coordinator, & even I can tell you: LAPD is collaborating with ICE & it’s because Mayor Karen Bass lets them.

Nobody hates free speech more than the fascist tech oligarchs who claimed to care about it more than anyone. What an absolute joke. P.S. they also hate democracy. As we hand them control of the country. www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/politic...

What kind of country allows for this?

They are trying normalize non consensual intercourse. Full stop this is the time of evil monsters.

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We used to be a real country

😂Brilliant

Not a precedent I would set while perpetrating crimes against humanity, but hey, who am I to tell Big Pete what to do?

And that’s how ICE finds you.

A massive fire is burning near the russian Black Sea port of Sochi in Krasnodar Krai after an oil tanker was hit.

I had a dream it happened last night. He was on stage. His body was arched backwards and he was surrounded by many people. Also, I got ube coffee creamer and it just tastes like dusty coconut?

Shouldn’t she be at home, dreaming of old balls?

Lol he thinks of his theft as Republican income. Fucking criminal scum.

Are we awakening? Or are we all simply experiencing mass CPTSD?

😕

Marge finally realizing the Republican caravan fearmongering stuff (@MarshaBlackburn loves to peddle) has always been bullshit

After first declaring that they would not attempt orbit, the commentator then recanted and referred to "a lot of conversation in the room behind me" and "a little extra drama as we go through this decision." To me, that's a weird statement. This is a decision that should involve zero drama.

This is true. In 2016, I got into an argument with a gay man on a menswear forum. I've since made it my mission to make every man dress gay, thereby destroying his ability to tell who is actually gay and, ultimately, his chances of finding love. I built my social media following to achieve that goal

Fake. USDA. Seals. Used by an NC meat processing plant on 83.5 TONS of meat. Produced entirely outside the federal inspection system, according to news reports. We are pretty close to The Jungle (second ed.) now, no? www.scrippsnews.com/life/recalls...

Gemini forgets what day and time it is several times per query.

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They all got the weird eye thing.

Totally normal guy puttin’ off extremely chill vibez

What happened to bananas? They taste like shit lately.

Casting spells to give ICE agents cancer. 👍

Fuck Gavin Newsom

Told you

it's JD's first day at standing school (Kent Nishimura/Pool via Getty)

Fuck Paramount and Fuck David Ellison. California should have told you to fuck out. Entertainment media is garbage now anyway. Who the fuck cares?

For me, losing interest is much easier than piracy.

Never resubscribed after boycotting the last time they did something terrible.

🇸🇾 Explosions in Aleppo, Syria. Cause currently unknown.

Babe babe new cryptid dropped