Ross

A little unfair on Hardy because the roles were so very different. Gibson’s Max was the main character and he made it his own. Fury Road is all about Furiosa, and Max takes a deliberate back seat to her. Hardy clearly understood the brief and played it to perfection.

You will watch this to the end

Sonford & Mums

You can’t draw a bum without drawing a bum crack - that’s the bottom line.

Most TV is just this now.

BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome

you hear Crouching Tiger and you're thinking, well that's gotta be the most fearsome and best camouflaged creature in this title,

Most riveting thing I've seen all week

[Someone I don’t recognize is at the gym] Who’s this fucking guy? [Someone I see every day is there] This fucking guy again.

Shameful performance from UK here. Need to take a long hard look at ourselves.

Barber CEO: You Risk Falling Behind If You Don't Get A Haircut "Right Now" Industry Experts Foresee Future In Which Everyone Receives Multiple Haircuts Every Day Today Your Hair, Tomorrow The World: Barbers Say They Are On Track To Build A Pair Of Scissors So Big, It Could End Life As We Know It

Tesco are completely out of tissues yet again

NEW! The first big announcement for #StarTrek's 60th anniversary week is here — a new collaboration with luxury cookware company Le Creuset to send your kitchen to the final frontier blog.trekcore.com/2026/09/star...

Beefeaters are so-called because their uniforms are made entirely from Bees’ feet. bsky.app/profile/kate...

Doing this a few times has reinforced my opinion that life was terrible until very recently.

I don’t know who drives this car that’s in the parking lot at work today. I’m guessing a skeleton with a bow tie?

This explainer out of Australia is genuinely useful background and analysis of what happened with the Canada-US trade deal last night. Note that it is extremely and delightfully sweary. Also there’s an appended glossary of Australian slang. ifloz.substack.com/p/king-carne...

My man looks like Mel Gibson headbutted a wasps' nest

Bauhaus Milhaus

The crappy spread on the sandwiches totally ruined the funeral reception I was at yesterday. I told them "I can't bereave. It's not butter".

gets incredible air here

Publicity drawing for Forton services on the M6 near Lancaster, 1963.

MAGICIAN: Is this your card? MAN: No MAGICIAN: Is this your card? MAN: No. When is our regular postman back from holiday?

Aleksander Čeferin has been elected Leader of the Avignon FIFA and taken the regnal name Clement VII.

Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*

Is nothing sacred anymore?

People on the train are giggling because someone called out for his mummy in his sleep. Wish I'd seen it but I was taking a nap at the time.

RIP to the incomparable Sam Neill

From the Discord.

America keeps trying to get me to go to her birthday party and I’m like no girl u need to go to the hospital

that’ll get them beyond the semis bsky.app/profile/poly...

"Just seen my poorly friend who makes seabird sausages." "Oh really? How is he?" "He's taken a tern for the wurst." "Get out".

There's no backwards compatibility anymore

FUCK