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Almost like we founded the entire country on opposing this exact sentence.

I'm harnessing the unprecedented power of AI to forget how to read and develop a severe mental illness that makes me unrecognizable to those who once knew me.

Outside Dupont north metro

Follow my adventures in "today I hired a meth addict because I'm a dummy"

Stephen Miller Tears Up As Son Says First 14 Words

I wasn't gonna say anything but he called me too, to ask how to get a Happy Meal prize

Loving her! I think if she ran as the Sausage Queen and played Danke Schoen at her rallies she'd get a lot of fans. 😎 (Her family makes sausages...)

Isn't "civilizational suicide" the same as "white nationalism?"

What's the best bet right now? Powell or Matt+Trey to disappear?

Over the weekend I drew these two subway maps for The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings, and shared them. A lot of you asked about purchasing them, and now you can! You can buy one or both (as digital files or as prints) at my brand new Etsy shop: surprisedeelmaps.etsy.com

Last week’s sudden pause on a weapons shipment to Ukraine was the handiwork of Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth—who didn’t bother to inform Trump before enacting it. The president is not in control of his own government. https://trib.al/I0WOFDL

@wesharman.bsky.social hope you had a happy day, "old" friend!!! :)

Haven't been watching the news, but based on everyone's posts I assume it's okay to start drinking.

This woman next to me is advising a man NOT to propose with his grandmother's ring and I want to scream at her! It's not my business not my business not my business (my mantra - still working on it)

I hope no one ships him creates and creates of bananas with glitter...

I’m not sure if you can overdose on schadenfreude but we’re about to find out

We’ve earned this, you guys.

Your Daily Affirmation: Amid the rancor and rhetoric in this ridiculous circus, I am amused by the overall silliness, and thrilled at of the prospect of all these impotent lions eating their idiot trainers. Roar you ninnies, Ima eat nachos and laugh at your expense. #AlsoWaffles

Thou shalt not claim to be a Christian whilst planning a reality show where you torture immigrants.

Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know