Sam "The Patron Saint of Weirdos" Posnick

Behold! I have finished one (1) card! Surely I’ll end up making changes later to unify things but for now this black crowned crane as emperor is a good start.

Ooooo, I’m a hot little potato! Hot!

It's National Lie Down For A Bit Day

After hanging about 5,000 pieces of art and mirrors this weekend, I'm ready to begin my career in the exciting world of Frame Nudging!

Having intrusive thoughts about peanut butter square.

It seems like I have the kind of face that makes weird people want to tell me things. Honestly, this is not a negative for me. It is enriching my life.

[making up ghost story as I go along] but this was no ordinary Honda Accord

I'd rather live in a crummier neighbourhood and be able to afford to travel... to a hospital... I have been stabbed.

when the end times come i am planning to get raptored (fly away on a giant bird of prey i have been cultivating the loyalty of)

It really did though. It was a different time!

Bit of a tight year for money this Halloween, so I'm just handing out a small bag of chips and a chocolate bar with a handwritten note that says "Don't come back."

we've identified another vulnerability leak. now hackers on the dark web have identified your bad knee and that weird thing your shoulder does if you sleep on it wrong. there's no patch available for this, they're now just keenly aware you feel like your career has stalled out

The key is to use every service juuuust enough that they keep sending you discounts and coupons to continue.

For today’s #BirdOfTheDay theme of “Reflection” – a reflected train of brand-fluffy-new common goldeneyes, booking it across a duck pond in a city park. #birds

"And we can build this dream together Standing strong forever Nothing's gonna stop us now" - Me, while eating straight out of a gallon ice cream container with a spoon.

This might be my favorite reflection shot. 🪶

Yeah I love AI An Italiansandwich

My ideal boyfriend is a library.

My ideal boyfriend is a library.

A very motmoty afternoon today at @casabentbill.bsky.social #CostaRica The Rufous Motmot was enjoying fresh fruits in the garden and a pair of Keel-billed Motmots were whooping it up. #birds #nature

That time someone dumped a toy house on the cemetery wall and, when I crouched a bit, some ✨ Hollywood Magic ✨ occurred.

Yesterday, a teen said I was "SO COOL" and you'd better believe I'll be holding onto that comment for the rest of my life.

crushing your hydration goals isn't enough. you need to ritually humiliate hydration goals. enact such heinous crimes against hydration goals that hydration goals' children swear an oath of vengeance

When they tell you that you can't have any ham unless you get it yourself.

They say no man is an island, but I know what I saw out there. Islandman is real.

First, the good news. The bathwater has been disposed of.

I know a lot of men don’t like it, but I’m never gonna stop doing funny voices… during sex.

Little Caesars. you used to could get a damn pizza for five dollars. and sure, they pulled it off a big roll in the back like butcher paper.  but that didn't mean you couldn't eat it. it just meant you shouldn't. 

They should simply invent fun problems that are awesome to have

Little Grandpa strikes! ⚡️

Half a round of Boursin cheese and Raincoast Crisps. Health dinner.

Trying to not let one small annoyance turn me into the Joncler, but it is getting hard, I must say.

@radishdoodles.bsky.social 's dream.

Fukumaru, a lucky round owl, is a mascot for Hamakou, an industrial equipment supplier in Okazaki City.

[observing someone’s obsessive passion project] wow i really like whatever’s wrong with that guy

Painting in values with ink on this study, next I'll add color and probably tweak the values along the way 🪶 🐡

*flipping through some records * “Do you have any jazz interpretations of Limp Bizkit songs? It’s the only music I can make love to.”

I visited Oak Hammock Marsh this early today to watch the sunrise and morning goose flyout, and later visited the final bird banding session of the season there. And what luck – they caught a merlin! #birds