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*French rioting intensifies*

*French rioting intensifies*

If I need Myla to relax while I work in my office, I can just put on her favorite TV show.

A haunted house but it's just real estate agents showing you home listing videos and never telling you the price.

There needs to be a Find The Ketchup In The Fridge test for male instacart shoppers before they're allowed to shop.

Watched You Can See Everything last night and I have no one to talk to about this! Layers upon layers upon layers in this film.

MY SHAYYYYLAAAAAAA 🤍🤍🤍

The best part of marriage so far? Being free of never ending wedding content on the feed and their obsession with playing the same Lana Del Rey song.

Repost if $30k would change your life right now

Ah hello! Was it you who rang the Bell of Awakening?

Ms. Rachel probably has a better bus driver than Metallica.

🚨NEW VIDEO🚨 Now that there is a demo available, I took a swing at trying to explain why you should give @officialelectric.bsky.social 's "RUIN: 35th Anniversary - Definitive Edition" a try. This game is weird, gorgeous, and super unique, take a look! Link ► youtu.be/HMtK6TjmZcM?...

Anybody who does this deserves the outcome

Mike Flanagan is what Ryan Murphey wishes he was.

I'll never forgive BookTok for convincing Jeneva Rose she knows how to write.

I promise you're not prepared for how cute Myla's Halloween costume is. 🔊 Sound On

Is that a fucking skinwalker??

Did a thing yesterday with @samwithoutaplan.bsky.social

The last guy who said something similar to this got necked.

A little sappy but I wanted all our babies past and present to be with us that day 💕

Dropped my boyfriend yesterday @simplyaj.com

A daily occurrence in this house.

Also, the katamari monster was REAL ACTORS and that alone should make everyone get down on their knees and beg for Zach Cregger's forgiveness. We need more practical effects back in films! I hate the toxic RE fandom. They always ruin everything.

The Resident Evil movie is absolutely perfect. No main characters just a dude off on his little chaotic side mission. The video game easter eggs were * 🤌💋 *

me at the job interview

Ed Sheeran in a couple of days

Ed Sheeran in a couple of days

🚨NEW VIDEO🚨 I've noticed this trend where gamedevs describe their game using only the titles of OTHER games. In this video I explain why that's not a great approach Also I showcase some cool indie games I saw from PAX West! Link ► youtu.be/kpkpSPj8XwM?... Shares / reposts are always appreciated~

Went ahead and drove home from PAX a night early. Totally worth it for this alone

Just @benstarr.bsky.social wearing my jacket in the most awkward way possible, sleeves unzipped and all. Thanks pal, you're a champ.

it must be so difficult to act with a character who you can’t even see. thankfully, Foghorn is just that talented

Congrats to every hot babe who had no idea there was an AI outage today.

HOA HOA HOA HOA HO IS BACK BITCHES!

Screw the eggs are we not going to talk about the MILK DRAWER?

go fuck yallself

91.8% of players, having waited nearly 20 years for MGS4 to be playable on anything other than PS3, booted the game and immediately made a beeline for a statue's dick

Just listed more books on my Vinted shop! A good mixture of horror, sci-fi and murder mysteries for sale. 🛒 www.vinted.com/member/31633...

As always relevant

I'm not better than a man

I'm having so much fun 😊

Ahhhhhhh I love this game so much!!