Sass

From 3 days ago, but…

Homepage of the @miamiherald.com with story by @jkbjournalist.bsky.social that mentions rape in the first paragraph. See, it's not so fucking hard. www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-...

it feels truly insane that it’s not

You are entitled to a full steak dinner ASAP!!

Definitely not this innocent dog 😘😘

Any one of you who still thinks there is a single bit of difference between this place and X is in for a rude, rude awakening

I’m really serious about this: I think one incarnation of The Doctor should be played by a dog

there’s no such thing as “strategic bigotry.” I know this because there is no amount of money you could pay me to become a bigot. the democrats who do this agree to do it because they’re bigots

Unemployment has run out, and we have yet to get another TV job (though we've come close!). We have savings, but if my work means anything to you, I would really, really, really appreciate you becoming a subscriber. And now you can make me watch your favorite crap!

When your velcro dog believes the purpose of a leash is to keep you from escaping her

There is some magic that causes dogs to become cuter when in the presence of cheese

Do you think #BerenBanana is happy to have me home? 🤔🍌💛

Blep

(not paying attention) wow I can't believe ezra klein did that

“I see the problem.” “Yeah?” “This is Maple Street.” “Isn’t that what it says?” “You want Maple AVENUE.” “Sorry, I’m covering for Dan.” “Is Dan okay?” “Shingles.” “That’s a shame.” “I’m Jill, by the way.” “Where are my manners, I’m Ted.” “Nice to meet you, Ted.” “You too, Jill.”

This is not a sustainable social structure. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/22/u...

? what ball

Why on earth would they want to do that

Allegedly*

Just witnessed the greatest amount of New York you can pack into a single interaction, which was a man telling a pigeon to shut up

this is such an incredible villain origin story, my god. "my children cut me off...and on that day i became The Estranger, dedicating my life to both defending & defrauding other estranged parents"

Happy birthday sweetie 😇🥩🎊🎉🎈🎂🎁🥳🥳🥳🥳😘😘😘

Death by malicious negligence is a defining characteristic of concentration camps

Deku and his WOO WOO WOOs ♥️

biddy blas tragically died today after crashing his hovercar into space mcdonalds

How is Sasha the adoptable, adorable, well behaved, real life cartoon dog still living in my house?!?! She can stay as long as it takes but she deserves her forever. She’s available between Seattle and Portland.

Innocently yes

Genuine question: how is this offensive I mean, I know it’s not. But what is the rationale for those who think it is