forest critter

computer apocalypse scenario everyone thinks is real: an app that pretends it's talking to you decides (?) to leave the computer (??) and destroys earth (?????) actual computer apocalypse scenario: it's PHP again

thank fuck, i love df

python and javascript deserve a special place in hell

yeah this rule change is going to be devastating. our cat's asthma inhaler is around $500 domestically, and around $100 ordering internationally.

We're now at two objective studies for the best use case anyone has for LLMs and both found it useless even for that. It's a scam. It has no use

All prisoners should have the right to vote while in prison

When They say that the death of AI will "kill the Internet," they're wrong. It'll cut off the flow of algorithmic sewage. It'll cripple Meta, X, Google, and so on. Those of us who have our own web sites, who communicate independently? We'll be fine. Welcome to 1995. Here's your modem. Can't wait!

How we used to have to buy weed

We had three Veilid app releases and announcements today! A password vault: veilpass.io A collaborative note taking app: makertube.net/w/sRRwAZJsCd... And a shared media server (built to mimic winamp) www.veilamp.com Big day for building the future!

this is dope, ive been keeping an eye on veilid somewhat since the original reveal

real

hi i made celiac safe gluten free gumbo

this was both peak car *and* peak Z-car

the people who domesticated the nightshades into potatoes and tomatoes and eggplant were absolutely unhinged. thank you for your sacrifice

this messaging rework is nice nice, looking forward to rcs support later

Take a break from being depressed that everything you love is being destroyed by slop for a moment and let me tell you about the beautiful symbiotic relationship between graffiti writers, train yard workers, and model train enthusiasts.

I would like everyone to know that @hackintech.eurosky.social stole my lawn mower and my spare tire and my lawn gnomes. DO NOT TRUST HIM

GO MF CATS

god DAMN IT

LET'S GO MF VANDALS

“While Picasso was living in Nazi-occupied Paris during World War II, one German officer allegedly asked him, upon seeing a photo of Guernica in his apartment, ‘Did you do that?’ Picasso responded, ‘No, you did.’” via pablopicasso.org The horse (loon) represents the people of Guernica (Minnesota)

There’s an aggressively paid for influence op going on right now to defend AI slop as art and protected speech across platforms. AI execs realize they have a problem and don’t wanna get Marie Antoinette’d. The free ChatGPT trip is the tip of the iceberg. First person to nail it down gets a Pulitzer.

We are pleased to release tmp.0ut 5 Volume! Get your viruses, rootkits, strange ELFs, weird machines, tiny files, cool art, and phresh beats here!! tmpout.sh/5/

All you worthless wastes of skin have had TWO+ YEARS with these tools now. Go make something undeniable. Go make something people can't help but take notice of. You fucking can't, and honestly I don't think it's the "tools" I think you are all personally devoid of a soul.

The Purpose of human life is to invent a way to be able to slap someone through the computer and we are doomed to this purgatory of enshitification until we achieve it.

Seyda Neen Game: The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind Dev: Bethesda Game Studios 🇺🇸 Release: May 1, 2002

oh great, cow killers are emerging (eastern velvet ants). now i can't wear flip flops in the yard for like two months

every time i order something and it's shipped via DHL, it takes a week longer than it said, then the shit gets marked delivered but it hasn't been, and then actually shows up days after *that* what the fuck are they doing at DHL

fuck, this looks good

the connective tissue pain when starting climbing is so real

THE LORD OF THE RINGS (1978, Ralph Bakshi)

oh god

Procyon lotor jimothus

holy shit

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New: I got footage of a cop in Florida who met a woman on a TV set then surveiled her for weeks, ran her license plate through a surveillance system, then stalked and pulled her over. One of the most egregious cases you’ll ever see: www.404media.co/footage-show...

nice. i wish y'all had open dev positions

Yeah, I got that dawg in me The dawg:

Dipset vs. dip set (a group of guys in the bullpen who pack a lip of Skoal)

Lane Smith, 1992

This "ai code/art is already everywhere and impossible to avoid so you should just relax about people using it" shit has to stop, it's not remotely true. Same exact shit as "it's the inevitable future!" or "you can't put the genie back in the bottle!!" We can literally do whatever the fuck we want

A very simple reason why I’m not interested in incorporating this software into my work. www.nature.com/articles/d41...