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For fuck’s sake

El-Sayed: "We had a little debate. Or I had a debate and he just pointed at me and said, 'He's Muslim.'"

theres this idea in the media that if netanyahu loses his election that israel is going to become acceptable to support again, as he is singularly the problem. but if you look into the election you find out every single opposition party is casting him as "too weak on palestine"

ten years of telling people they should stop complaining about not being able to afford stuff has not yet endeared them to our political project. but that’s no reason to stop trying

a roomba would go ham in the backrooms

I’m so sick of my fairytale witch neighbor. No you cannot borrow a “cup of spider tears.” I don’t think most people have that lying around

this shit is beyond parody, man. It truly is the make a wish presidency. now Trump is getting an award!

waymos are driven by the ghosts of people who died in debt

new wolfenstein looks like shit

If I were a single-issue voter, my single issue would be that 99% of the GOP belong in prison

farted so bad my two-year-old daughter tried to pull down my underwear to check me for poop

Jack Smith: "History teaches that the rule of law is rarely destroyed all at once. It's often weakened by attacks on the institutions and the public servants sworn to uphold it. Since January 2025, we have witnessed precisely such an effort."

really confused by the physics of this

SERIOUSLY ASKING YOU: How much longer can things go on like this? Gas and food prices this high? His own voters are losing their minds over it and Congress was sent home in September. How much longer can things go on like this?

there should be no such thing as ‘elite journalists’ incentives are ass backwards that way. a journalist should be a grubby and suspicious little fuck

impeach them all. fuck em. why should they get to fly around on our dime and hurt people? “they’ll never actually removed from office” who gives a shit? I want them miserable every day for the rest of the term. I hope they have nightmares. air their dirty laundry. make em sweat

MacFarlane: The judge who ordered Jim Acosta's press pass returned is the same judge hearing this case. It just happens to be Judge Tim Kelly, who will be hearing this in a few minutes. And it does have a little bit of a groundhog day feel to it…

LOL -- Fox News cuts away from Vance's speech and a host says, "we will bring you back to this rally if he starts to make news"

been seeing people confused why tgirl baseball is taking off and i think its because its fun to hang out in a park and drink beers with friends while your friends who’ve been practicing and getting better at a sport play phenomenal baseball for you

KAEPERNICK: The part that I hope people take away in this moment is what Robert Kraft and what they’re saying by denying Macklemore is they are openly colluding. They also want people to know that if you take an action that they don’t agree with, they will come for you.

alito and thomas only mention in history as trumps shameful rubber stamp lackeys

PabloReports: Donald Trump has said we are in a golden age. AOC: A golden age of what? Of what? He’s putting golden toilets all over Washington, D.C.

PATEL: The previous regulation automatically disqualified any individual who participated in either side of it KENNEDY: Either side of beastiality? So you disqualified the animal? P: Well, we have great canines, but we're not going to disqualify them K: I'm trying to understand why you did this.

me talking to the siding crew working on my house: hey guys!got you some waters and snacks! let us know if you need to use the bathroom, no problem at all. oh, you drilled in the wrong spot? haha that's fine me talking to the contractor: in section 10 of this contract it says you can kiss my ass

WASHINGTON (AP) — Trump EPA says it is eliminating rule that limits planet-warming pollution from coal and gas-fired power plants.

he's a pedophile in the epstein files and all he has to say is 5,000 dollars and every idiot just falls for it

watching THE PHANTOM MENACE with my kids and i somehow forgot just how bad those trade federation aliens are…oof

the twelfth minute of waiting in line for your fair stall lemonade is definitely the darkest

what is the sound of one hand clapping?

hunter biden spending months trying to recreate his image to ultimately just do a crypto scamcoin is amazing. 10/10. so glad we don’t have to pretend to take him seriously as a 2028 presidential candidate anymore

You know who actually did show up at Ground Zero? Canadian emergency rescue crews.

i am finishing up the book REGIME CHANGE and the only real takeaway from it should be that the president is legitimately delusional and that the entire White House is structured to feed and defer to his delusions

Seriously, they just told Grok to make the imperial officer uniforms from Star Wars but “more Hitlery.”

decided to put on this Netflix documentary on martin short while i worked on a lecture and did not expect to spend my saturday evening crying

Child: It’s the mayor. Mamdani: *laughs* Child: What? You are the mayor. You could become the king. Mamdani: I’m happy as the mayor. Jalen Brunson is the king.

holy shit did gta vi get stephen root

fines are not an effective deterrent when u are dealing with trillion dollar corporations

MS NOW: "The Talarico campaign is filing a legal motion to unseal two depositions Ken Paxton gave in 2019 and 2022. A source tells MS NOW the Talarico campaign has reason to believe Paxton admitted to crimes in those depositions."

the funniest thing is jeffries being surprised jared leaked the meeting lol

i’m gonna level with you kitten daddy does not have the serenity to accept the things he cannot change