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Joe Brandon, genocider, worlds biggest mark, namesake of a crypto coin scam

You’re not thinking 4D. Who buys stupid meme coins?? Not dems. Is it a crime to grift the right? Hard to say…

He really needs to refocus on what he's best at. Smoking crack and paying sex workers to hang out with him.

A political figure with a familiar-sounding name could take a dump in a box and say sniffing it is how you resist Trump and liberals would line up to take a whiff.

Wait, were people seriously considering him as a candidate? Whyyyy?

I'm yelling "Go ROBERT MUELLER and the rule of law!"

lmao

Honestly gotta appreciate the hustle of taking money from libs like that

He was never a serious 2028 candidate.

Honestly kinda sucks because he is an interesting guy. Although i still like him better than his father. Honestly I'd even take him over someone like Buttigieg or Newsom, but that isn't saying much. Still definitely a scummy thing.

I hate that this made me realize Elvis would absolutely have been selling shitcoin if his declining era was today instead of in the 70s.

The Republicans managed to make him kinda likable for a while. Guess that couldn't last.

Actually given the current situation, he may now be leading the field.

That he literally says it isn't about OWNING something, it's about SAYING something? He's saying the quiet part out loud. You are paying for something you do not own.

Who’s going to buy a Hunter Biden sh!t coin? They might buy a Newsom coin, 😂😂😂😂, but forget about Hunter.

Honestly? Damn good hustle, I respect it.

no one with two braincells to rub together ever should but that rules out 91.84% of americans

Anyone who took his shitposts as “He’d make a great president” deserves to get scammed in all honesty.

We should start calling them shitcoins again. Memecoins sounds like fun.

His crack and whoring habit was funded by access to his dad, the market value of which has declined considerably. Our boy needs a new grift.

Also doing the nation a service by nipping the inevitable draft hunter movement before it can get off the ground.

So after the years of GOP attacks and dem defense the result is absolutely nothing. Good job, everyone. Time well spent

Crypto scams are so 2024, we do war crimes now

Makes me wonder if he’s using again. (Or I could just be a sucker, it’s true.) The US loves a redemption story. He won’t get another chance, though. I feel bad for his family.

He was always sleazy

he’s trying to shift seo on searches for “Hunter Biden laptop” but in a really stupid way that didnt work and made everyone mad at him

GDPR would apparently burn a hole in US grifting

Was anyone actually taking him seriously as a candidate? His whole schtick was “I’m sober now”. He has no fleshed out political positions.

#MilkshakeDuck

Was anyone seriously suggesting him as a presidential candidate? His only qualifications appear to be his ability to talk shit about Trump which puts him on the same level as Michael Avenatti.

Why were you pretending to take him seriously as a presidential candidate?? That’s dumb af

I think the world is really overestimating how much this guy cares about his image, or anything really

i’d like to $lap his top with a strong backhand

Wait, he was even in consideration?

*sigh* was hoping he got hacked or something...

bsky.app/profile/pupp...

everybody said we needed a Dem George Santos, but when one actually arrives… Oh. I’m being told nobody said that.

yeah i never really fell for it. i could tell that this pivot would eventually be revealed as some sort of self-serving thing

Somewhere, David Pakman just bolted upright in bed with a new idea.

People were pretending to take him seriously as a 2028 candidate? Who in the fuck?

Hunter Biden is kinda fascinating to watch from a distance. He's the nexus of "being attacked by the entire right media," drug use, and deep tech bro AI psychosis.

I love America such a funny place

this was so obviously always going to be what was going to happen.

"The only thing they burned was my shame," and now he is becoming a proud shameless grifter.

the fact that he immediately lost the support on this from andrew no gas, the one who basically catapulted him into "actually, you know what?" viability is... something alright. we just need to toss everyone over the age of like 45 into the sea they're all too fucking dumb and broken now

i'm just surprised he wasn't shameless enough to write this crap himself

If anything I’m almost grateful that his eventual grift ended up being so obvious. Not even a veneer of respectability so hopefully my blue maga aunt will stop fucking sharing his shit.

i will buy it

“buying this will make me enormously wealthy, and leave you holding the bag” “WOW! is there already a waitlist??”

$jtightpants1

Findom using scam coin to get a more favorable tax rate.

People who fall for obvious scams tend to fall for more than one.

To quote the reddit post I saw "once again andrew callahan shows he doesn't understand consent."

Lol. This is hilarious.

We can still keep the biden political dynasty alive! We just need a ouija board, a strand of beau's hair, and a compatible body

tbf crack aint cheap

somehow still better than Newsom (so far)