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[sighing to my wife at the table of a nice restaurant] No no no, milkshake ducks are just for racism. if you're complaining about fascists or homophobes, that's a drone metal orthodox priest guitarist. You don't think it makes a difference, but I'm saying it does. I am not raising my voice.

Just picked up the new pressing of "Seamonsters". Sadly, couldn't buy it on bandcamp, probably because it was distributed by Sony Music UK. Just an absolute all-timer of an album.

🎶this is how legends are made🎶

For those not currently celebrating TACO Tuesday, be aware that"two weeks" is this administration's code word for "never".

When market manipulation represents the best-case scenario.

Noodles Party got a new owner and a new look.

"What you made with Sora mattered" is one of the least true things that has ever been written

First listen: pretty, pretty good. The Former Site of The New Pornographers

Saw my Alderman, Anthony Quezada at our polling place this morning. He was friendly and respectful of the electioneering boundary.

You can't have Cuba until you finish your Iran. And you've barely touched your Venezuela. Finish your Iran and Venezuela before you even think about having some Cuba. And weren't you trying to save space for Greenland? Where are you planning to put all these countries?

Don’t let the door hit you on the way out, Kristi Noem.

It’s a perfectly cromulent word.

We now have a haunted well where the front stairwell used to be.

Just spitballing here, but maybe in the land of the free we shouldn't have a pedophilic ruling elite class, police who kidnap people off the street, and concentration camps?

Elon named his daughter “Comet Azure” [sic] after a spell in Elden Ring. He would have used “Pest Threads” but it’s already the name of his social media site.

Impeach Trump now, or we’ll be invading another sovereign nation within six months.

Y’all might not appreciate it, but it took him 87 moves and 14 hours to get here

Mina has absolutely mastered the side-eye.

Our Discorders answered the question, 'what if the games of 2025 were Simpsons stills?' Judge the results for yourself.

Chicago’s parking enforcement goes hard.

Music is basically a detective novel where the musicians are the suspects/criminals, the listener is the detective and of course the music is the crime. The listener tries to determine what happened and what was the motivation, while the musicians try to obscure this, so they can get away with it.

It’s Fall dog!

incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty

shout out chicago.

He demolished the entire east wing of a building that’s he’s living in, rent free, on our dollar.

EXCLUSIVE: One Saturday afternoon in October, my phone lit up with a notification. I glanced down at the message. “Anna, Lindsey Halligan here,” it began. So began my text exchange with the woman who is prosecuting the president's perceived political enemies. www.lawfaremedia.org/article/anna...

Stay woke friends

I was one more warm body at No Kings 2 in Chicago, It looked like the turnout was very high.

Keeper, the new game that’s an arthouse walking simulator and a lighthouse walking simulator.

Mamdani: "I just want to speak directly to the president. I will not be a mayor like Mayor Adams who will call you to stay out of jail. I won't be a disgraced governor like Andrew Cuomo who will call you to ask how to win this election. I can do those things on my own."

KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag. KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense. KOKO: jealousy professor

Excited to introduce Vibes from Meta. Eat your slop, piggies!

his father was unavailable for comment

i’m struggling to find the original source but i can’t stop thinking about this baby goat ever since @adampknave.com sent it to me like a week and a half ago lmfao

Branzino! 🤌

If "AI" was as valuable as they say it is, they wouldn't be selling it to you. They'd be using it themselves in secret to make the next Minecraft, the next Avatar, the next Hello Kitty and then they'd sell that to you. They're trying to sell you a sick goose, while pretending it lays golden eggs.

I’m politically homeless. Like so many Americans, I am furious that the president cut $50 billion in subsidies to my exploding rocket and child murdering car business. Like other Americans who have 60 kids with 57 different mothers, all boys with hieroglyphics for names, I am being left behind.

I don’t think anyone is prepared for what they just did w/ ICE. This is not a simple budget increase. It is an explosion - making ICE bigger than the FBI, US Bureau of Prisons, DEA,& others combined. It is setting up to make what’s happening now look like child’s play. And people are disappearing.

I had a REALLY lovely time talking to @milesklee.bsky.social at Rolling Stone about why The Onion is thriving. It's because we're one of the only legacy outlets unafraid to accurately reflect the mood of this country. That mood? Everyone fucking hates this. www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...

One of the SpaceX fan cams caught a crane collapse at Starbase in Texas. This kind of thing only happens from a completely unacceptable safety culture failure and I'd be shocked if there wasn't a death here

It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this

Imagine how badly this would have gone if Padilla had been a puppy instead of a US Senator.